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“your welcome” just left last night
The Japanese sure take toilet humor seriously!
Thank You stayed here?! Crap, I just missed him!
P.S-no grammar incorect.
You thanks you for your stays
I always looked around for cameras in bathrooms for nothing really. Now I’ve confirmed that it’s necessary.
wow, thats crazy… having the security cameras inside the bathroom -*- if they are mounted outside of the cabins then okay but if not… =\
God bless you, you uncooperative bathroom jokester.
We’re sorry for providing you with enough service…we hope that we’ll be less nice next time.
I prefer be safety!
bathroom cameras ftw
NO poop jokes, or you’ll be trouble.
Wow (!) Bathroom cameras??is it common everywhere in japan?if it’s so…my dream to visit it will be wrecked! XD
It’s awful…
I am finding this funny we love to stay hotel good thing we never do stay this one.No good hotel 🙂
Now, I’d like to be the one monitoring the cams in the women’s bathroom 😀
And if you has no family, you is not trouble!
And God Bless you for YOUR life, every one!
You’ll report my whole family if I kid for the Bath room?
(Bath room I would think might be those actual bathing rooms, not the potty)
Lol god bless you and yourlife
For any kidding, comedy club is going down the street.
It would certainly be rude of me to make bad jokes in the bathroom to the security cameras that are watching me…. in the bathroom. Downright inconsiderate of me to do such a thing.
How DARE you give me enough service, you horrible thing!
He was very polite.
umm…cameras…in the….bathroom? O.O
We have new ploglam. You cuss and abuse bathroom, we giba you voucher for flee message. We have beauteous femans do loving message for you.
I wish I worked there! Security cameras in the Bath room… mmmm! I guess before the cams were in toilets only, and that was not enough service.
Now both guests and hosts can enjoy stayed Japan.
But I like joke The Bath Room, guess no chair bombs…
God bless you for your life. We have security cameras, so no potty-mouth jokes.
Tank you you tahnked me to I stayed here! I will no trouble – for I no kid. Service of your is too enough, how ever!
God bless forr you and your life… im joking dumbass! -ges out shotgun- lol >.<# <(*-*v) -poke- 😛
All videos of you joke will be on YouTube and link sent to you family by mail, you trouble, even if u onli took a piss. LOL >.>
No joking for the Bath room! We’ll report you if you kid! We have security cameras, so we’ll be watching you!
We’ll report you! (That means you’ll be in trouble)
So are they threatening us or blessing us? So confusing!!
God bless you, and your Engrish.
We couldn’t be more sorry for providing you with enough service! We tried hard not to but we failed and now you’re going home happy. Rats! >:(
Do not joke for the bathroom. Japanese bathrooms very serious.
Any joking or kidding will result in the imprisonment of your family.
Thank You stayed here. Then he left with You’re Welcome.
God bless u too
God bless for me…. and my life?? are you threatening me??
I’m under 18,can i stay at your hotel for a few days??hope god not forgot about u…
So a minister, a rabbi, and a Shinto priest all have to go to the bathroom at the same time, see? And the minister says . . .”
And a thousand apologies for our reasonable rates.
I don’t to hope that I’ll be the trouble…
but thank you to provide enough service while I stayed.
May god to bless your life as well.
PS. I didn’t to joke for the bathroom so me no trouble right?
Bath rooms have their feelings too.
So if I tell the bath room a joke they’ll come and get me or what?
What I just did in there is no laughing matter
I’m sure The Bath room can make up his own jokes, so don’t worry.
Lol this whole thing’s confusing! Is stay Japan angry or well wishing…!?
Does this mean I cant dance in front of the mirror???