Thank you stayed here.

Thank you is expensive nowadays so we are going to re-use it…

Next time we will provide not enough service for your convenience…

No stand-up bathing.

Please do not joke for the Bath Room…He’s been very sensitive lately, and doesn’t like kids or children!

Security cameras in the Bath room is no joke

So,adults can joke for the Bath room and not get into trouble?

You may notice that the Bad Room could be near the Bath Room.

Beware the naughty police.

What is leave day? Is that like Earch Day?

Leave day may soon be very approaching.

Did you hear the one about the two urinals that walked into this gay bar…

Wow, it’s like they’re psychic or something.

We once had a mime do his “trapped in a box” routine in the bathroom… THAT pushed us over the edge!

We needed to crack down. Jerry Seinfeld made a big stink last time he was here.

EXPOSED – The dangers of “Second-hand laughter”… especially in small spaces like bathrooms. Which is a shame really, because bathrooms generally are the most humorous of all rooms.

(forgotten rule) please present voucher before breakfart

I only joke in the bad room when there is not enough service.

I used to joke with my mate bathroom….too bad i can’t do that in Japan 🙁

“Hello? Is this Mr. Anderson’s family? I’d like to inform you that Mr. Anderson told a joke in front of the bathroom. We’d like to ask you to punish him when he gets home. Thank you for your cooperation.”

Japan’s homeland security is a little different from what we are used to in North America.

So the family will be reported…But does that mean the kid’ll get off scott free? 🙂

I’ll enjoy staying Japan until leave day, after which I’ll become England again. Is that good to please your cooperation? 🙂

Apologising for a sufficient level of service? This hotel must’ve been run by Emos! 😀

For some, leave day is good…But for others, leave day never comes! 😮
(See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S35lgLPXsts 😉 )

I got news for ya, buddy. I already am trouble. I kid, I kid.

…..see ??

Wait. There’s CAMERAS in the BATHROOM?!

Next time, we’ll do our best to give you not enough service!

“Yes, officer, we got him on surveillance wearing a clown nose and big shoes while using the toilet.”

“why did the chicken cross the road?”

“how dare you! im reporting you to your family! your trouble!”

Ceiling Cat is really cracking down these days.

I can’t get enough service! you sir are trouble!

Please, don’t do anything in the bathroom that you wouldn’t want on closed-circuit TV!

Thank You stayed here. If that isn’t good enough for you, what is? I mean, have you ever seen Thank You stay at the freaking Holiday Inn?

That’s right. THE Thank You.

is this where i can find Thank You?

You must pass this sign if you want to go to the Bad Room.

Security cameras inside the can. Hot! 😉

Please
Go Home.

Your Welcome
Next Door.

Is that gratitude? Paranoia? Or a threat?

Some people just don’t appreciate potty humor.

I will to be re-cooperated.
I do seduce party members of both sexes. I do joke for The Bath room, I have been to the proletarian areas…I stand here a victim of my family (I’ll be in trouble).

I’m glad I was caught, I was mentally deranged…

We are sorry you enjoying your stayed. Please, don’t come back!

Securit camera in the bath room. That’s only in Japan ; )

If you smile in this bathroom, we’ll tell your mom. Please leave Japan, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

You joke for bathroom?
I call Department for Implementing 15 kinds of Violent Death.
Catch you!

Please know that if you pass gass…there is no ventilation and the ground will shake!

I wonder what people did to force the employees to install security cameras in the BATHROOM…

My favorite is:

“Sorry for enough service.”

“If we gave you enough attention, we apologize deeply.”

Don’t want to give your corporation? Don’t worry – our government will take it over anyway!

God Bless for you, and for your life if you joke the Bath room. Once the Bath publishes videos, a trouble you’ll be.