Somking wikced this way cmoes…

Yes Somqueen

He….Errr……He have someking to tell you-No someking in this place unless someking else occuring

If it Smorks you, that’s paddling!
If it Smonkings you, that’s paddling! Twice Also!
If it SOMKINGS you, Worse crime! You will not fun.

That’s exactly why I prefer to chew my tobacco, and spit all over the floor. At least there’s no signs against that.

No dirnking either.

OH, CARP

The royal family of Som was outraged that the king would have to wait outside.

Somkings are best left inside.

…because I’m allergic to second hand somk

Onry we want THE king, not somking.

I tell ya, it’s enough to make you quit…!

Looks like someone doesn’t know how to spell “smorking.”

And I better not hear about you smorking either.

Somking is wrong here.

Samsung’s air cleaner is installed.

Som party in here~
You somking, I somking, everybody somking!
=)

For the sake of the kids, I hope whoever put this up doesn’t have a problem with the King of Fa.

Down with Somking!
Long live Sompresident!

they are wating for somotherking

…but sofaking is right over there

or thatking

Only a specifiking is allowed.

This is what happens when you let tobacco companies sponsor a no-smoking sign!

New reports show nicotine makes you dysrexic….

…And, while you’re at it, no anyking either.

Neither somking nor smonking is permitted!

Hey, look on the bright side! They didn’t say anything about drunking!

Somking’s wrong here…

I know somking you don’t know….

Do it oustide.

guys shut up and just do not somke.

This would be perfect for dyslexic people.

However, smonking is allowed. Puff, puff, honk, honk.

No somking,
No smolking,
No smorking,
and No smonking

Som King Wong!