Priced so low, it should be a felony!

How gentleman of him, to warn her before he assaults her

Those bacteria-resistant briefs don’t leave much to the imagination, you can see his Euro Meat Goat.

It was all fun and games until he pulled out his club and went full-gonzo neanderthal.

Nothing says “I love you” like bruised ribs and rug burns.

so I guess I pay in euros?

You can’t assault the willing…

Hello doll, I come from Europe to make you

Well shake it up baby now
Twist and shout
Cmon cmon cmon cmon baby now
Come on and work it all out

I’m sorry, Julia, but those fashion inners are so attractive on you that I can’t control myself anymore!

They’re bringing back the Member’s Only Jackets?!?!?!?

prepare for surprise buttsecks

Steer clear from the homosexuals when you see this ad.

The good news is from the size of his package, he’ll only be able to assault her a little bit.

Battle of the sexist!

Don’t whine and cry… just say, “Oooooooooooo, yeaaaaaaaaaah…!”

…the battle cry was heard, as the meat missiles were raised into position – ready to launch. A load scream of “INCOMING” rang out and women hunkered down in their bunkers, all too exposed to the impending assault.

If HE’S the one doing the assaulting, well, alrighty then!

Actually, it’s the man who’s about to get assaulted — with a slap.

Could be worse… could be Bill Clinton.

Fox News has taken their “truth in advertising” philosophy way too far.

… this message brought to you by the Duke Lacrosse team and the Ad Council.

Those bacteria resistant inners will come in handy in jail.

So…literally an ‘f-me’ little dress?

Now that you’ve seen my assault underwear, wanna see my assault weapon?

* Assault only; battery not included.

omg…what the creative brains where thinking when they poped out this slogan…

You can’t a-salt me, I’ve got pepper spray!

Can I return undergarments? I walked through a dark alley and didn’t get assaulted. They must be defective….

Just what every girl likes to hear
way to wow them

I just noticed it has a little logo saying the stuff is bacteria resistant
that’s hard to read

What happened to the good old days when the mafia wore suits?

Remember young people: always say, “yes dear”, “dahling”,
“honey”, you can never be wrong! However, be viglant with the danger.

Soft Porn on a billboard??

she looks very happy that she is about to be raped.

“This is not my finger!”

Wow…the Indian concept of modesty’s sure changed over the years.
A generation ago a soft porn billboard like that wouldn’t have been possible!

As for assaulted…she must be a masochist ‘coz she sure is wearin’ a big wide grin along with that slinky “fashion inner”!

Where is the ‘please’?

By my man-boob!

That’s right – the NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade is this weekend!

For some reason Bryan’s new pick-up line just didn’t seem to work as well as advertised…

Well.. if he’s the one doing the assaulting, please do 😉

I’ve never seen someone look so happy while being assaulted

First, I get assaulted at a clothing store, then, when I return home, my heart gets attacked!

Wait, which one is the guy?

wow no matter how u look at it it’s still gramatically correct

Assault is what passes for love there! How dare you mock it! 😉

It’s an ad for men’s underwear.. the idea is that you’ll look so hot in these, that women will assault you

thanks for the warning!

if you wanna get assaulted, you gotta take the baton out of its sheath first…

People who have used this product have also enjoyed rape, molestation, and harassment.

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Just… No comment.

it’s not assault if you yell “SURPRISE!”