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Natural Synthetic Handmade Cookie
We hand-pick only the finest organic MSG…
Photo courtesy of Sherry Lun.
Cookies made in Taiwan.
(419 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)
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Also try our Sugared Sugar-Free cookies.
Ah, you can really taste the Primary Colors. Way better than those Secondary Color and Tertiary Color cookies.
Together with my heart, in nature, eating Fang’s junk food.
You gotta love those red, yellow and blue cookies…
In this ongoing economic crisis, people look for the weirdest ways to make others pay way too much for something simple as cookies
Filled with primary colours, it’s the all natural synthetic ingredients that make these cookies better than grandma’s.
Fang’s Natural Synthetic Handmade Cookies are the cubic zirconium of the snack industry… They’re Genuine Simulated!
You’ll be as poetic as Shakespeare with just a couple of cookies
I’ll just stick with the Oreos.
Synthetic yes, but are they trans fat free? ’cause I’m on a diet. Also, are primary colours fatning?
Banished by Keebler for frequent intoxication, the hard-parting Fang’s Elves (known for their penchant for brightly colored, polyester leisure suits) decided to form a cookie company that better reflected their “style.”
After consuming the synthetic cookies, my upset stomach ruined my poetic afternoon
Also try the Caffeine-Free Super-Caffeinated Soda!
Just what kind of “synthetics” are in these cookies anyway, that make a person so “poetic”?
Friend: Hey Bob, you might wanna take it easy on eating those cookies,
Bob: Meh, Don’t worry about it. Its Synthetic weight gain.
If I drink fang’s tea with my heart in it, I guess there will be at least ONE primary color.
Fangs company slogan: the cookies that bite back!
gah! this ones purple! now my whole poetic afternoon is ruined!!
Pretend to eat this synthetic cookie..
Did that sign just introduce us to the Outer Limits?
Dig in your fangs!
Mix 2 cups yellow, 1 cup blue, and 2 teaspoons red and bake for 15 min. at 350′.
“Curiouser and curiouser!†thought Alice.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm, primary color too!
They’re dry and mouthwatering… taste the rainbow.
I don’t even think Cookie Monster would touch these.
Made with real artificial flavours!
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue cookie- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red cookie- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
And they promised to manufacture it naturally.
Bad caption–MSG is naturally occurring. It’s not a synthetic ingredient.
What a great artificial taste!