It’s around here somewhere…

He won’t get far on foot!

No, it’s not missing. I found it in a can of whoop a$$ . . . wait, that means CHINA IS CANNING FEET!

not enough room on the sign for the last 6 letters..BRIDGE

im scared….. :[

Yeti knew it was’t his hand but, his foot that was missing.

And THAT, kids, is why we keep our hands and feet inside the ride at all times.

dont worry larrr,i use a BIG-BIG FOOT….!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have lost a foot, please go to Vancouver, BC to claim it. Be prepared to identify your lost foot [size, R/L, etc], and explain how it came to be separated from your body!

Everyone who dares to cross this sacred Indian ground, shall be punished by Chief Missing Foot.

Wait……shouldnt big FOOT be called big FEET?? cause right now in thinking about a lopsided bear……

…but you can chill out when the foot comes back??

This if one of my favorites.
It’s as if it’s warning us about the dangers of the missing foot, but for some reason, the picture of what we’re supposed to beware of is a hand.

They don’t KNOW where they’re coming from. They haven’t found any two that matched.

MISSING FOOT-FIVE!!! YEAH

Well, it does make sense when translated literally in Korean…

Otherwise, you do not expect the static, or you must die! Or claim. Tuesday. Tuesday. I was firin I Glaser! Ø

NOOO!!! Why me?!? The foot that is disguised as a hand could attack from anywhere!!!!

5! 5 dollar foot long!
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or we then to you do this for punish of tresspass
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tours cost an arm & a leg here
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i lost a foot, can someone give me a hand?
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can you read chinese? nope, i’m stumped
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the plural of foot is FEET!
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parts is parts
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campus of study anatummy
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It’s always in the last place you look.

You get a high-five when you find it

A sign warning of a missing foot: that’s handy.

I have some odd socks for the lost foot. You know those that are left after laundry and the mate never shows up.

Shredder will be so upset if the turtles find this foot first …

Who needs Sanford?

I wondered where all those feet that washed up on our beaches came from

Nasty things, missing foot bites.

It may be disguised as a hand.

I wonder what kind of place China would be if all those chinglish translations happened to turn out literal. Creepy.

Don’t lose your head

[…] Chinese characters on the sign in question, found by someone while hiking in China and posted at engrish.com, don’t say anything directly about feet. Part of the problem is that which is universal to all […]

It’s typical for a fast foot to go.

BIG FOOT IS WATCHING YOU