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eh, if anyone found my crazy unstoppable kicking foot , keep IT!!!!!
as a reward…………..
oh yea beware!!!!!!!!!
The foot may attack you at any time. Prepare for any battle you may have with it.
Last seen on foot! (sorry, I had to)
Wait, something is afoot here..
Umm… footloose? ^^
Carefur! You feet is of the slippings!
I’m hungry,I will hunt for that delicious foot
Tonight on Cold Case Files..how a missing foot leads to a helping hand
I will maybe find that foot….. AND EAT IT!!! WEEWEE!
Ah, I wondered why why there was a shoe in the middle of nowhere… now am I supposed to find a glove?
Yea rite, what size?
…cousin of Big Foot, but so angry he lost one foot up someone’s ass.
Foot, Bigfoot’s smaller slanty eyed cousin
I lost mine in the foothills of China.
It’s been toed away.
i didn’t lose a foot, but lost a hand. Does that count?
Matches this hand here
Tan: so in English you could also say “be careful not to lose your footing”, which is what they were going for.
But it wouldn’t be as funny if they all got it right would it?
Yes, correct.
Is it a chimpanzee or gorilla foot we looking for here?
If found, please return the the asylum.
And beware, you might find a pair
Another Chinese delicacy on top of chicken foot, duck foot, pork foot, goose foot and bear foot.
you have now smelled DEFEET!!!
One in the hand is worth two in the foot.
This picture kicks ass! Oh wait…
It bites.
It’s just a handy footnote..
I almost caught that missing foot, but I just missed him by inches…
The foot bone is connected to the, hand bone.
Lost by Skip aka Ilene (Chinese translation: Irene)
Missing Foot – perhaps less celebrated than his popular cousin, “Big”
Crouching Hand, Hidden Foot.
Foot missing?
Then talk to the hand.
i believe a toenails were the color of painted pink xD
“No wonder they can’t find it. They’re looking for a hand” that made me cry with laughter.
Is this Chinese Twister?
We already found the hand, thanks!
Nice way to say: ‘don’t step in this mine field’
And talk to the hand.
It looks like a hand so it must be a monkey foot. A magic monkey foot. That grants wishes.
Hands hands hands everywhere I go…a foot would be a nice diversion.
Now we know where they train shoe bombers.
I thought Bigfoot didn’t exist.
Oh, Wait! He’s just missing?
Leprosy anyone?
Thats where bigfoot got his feet!
Sandor said, “It looks like a hand so it must be a monkey foot. A magic monkey foot. That grants wishes.”
Sounds like that one story by W. W. Jacobs, “The Monkey’s Paw”.
Oh, crap! The Monkey’s Paw returns!
Must belong to a monkey
high5!