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Guaranteed to restore your receeding skyline…
The old flavor: “Subway terminal urinal.” It’s a good change.
Also check out today’s Brog post!
Photo courtesy of Chris Tabb.
Found at Asian grocery store in PIttsburgh.
(315 votes, average: 3.39 out of 5)
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Now with 50 percent less Rape. For a more uptown and less downtown feeling.
100% new flavour of large cities…
We have Smoke
Petrol
Cocaine
and Corruption Flavours
Add spicer feeling to your life!
We’re now dumpster-diving in a nicer area of town.
I love the feeling of metropolis in my nuts.
Disclaimer: Image on package does not necessarily reflect the actual contents, or the condition of the foodstuff we tossed in the blender.
I always wanted to find Superman nuts!
Great brand. I am surrounded by nuts in the Metropolis
It’s nutty! It’s gritty!
It’s the flavour of the city!
Mmmmmmm…. Tastes like the Empire State Building!
I love those big city nuts!
Also try: Feeling of Suburbs peanut brittle, and Feeling of Country trail mix. Great for the whole family!
The new metropolis flavor is much better than the old gotham city variety.
Fritz Lang’s favorite flavour!
Free Daily Planet with every purchase!!
These new flavoured nuts feel so… concrete!
4 out of 5 dentists agree: Eating these nuts is much safer then eating a building directly.
When does the kryptonite-flavored version go on sale?
Hi, I’d like a bag of Philadelphia flavor nuts, please.
Endorsed by Sarah Jessica Parker and the rest of the cast of “Mating and the Metropolis.”
Our jams drive you nuts!
and so we discover why Superman makes those frequent business trips to Japan and why the criminals of Metropolis all speak with such high pitched voices.
In China, Metropolis feel you
Notice: This product contains nuts which have been genetically modified to taste completely unfamiliar.
“We built this city. We built this city on rice and nuts.” Stall Sip
Oh, I love city-feeling nuts!
I think Lex Luthor would be happy if he tastes this nuts for the first time.
the preferred snack of Sperman
Now in hobo flavor.
warning this product was made in a plant with other cities, may contain small suburbs
MY NIECE DID THIS TO ME AND NOW I CANNOT STOP. And nobody gave me the Depends first. Dammit.
Now with Higher Taxes!
This tastes super, man.
I feel, city!