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Bad Room
posted on 16 Mar 2009 in Instructions
Good: Walk-in closet. Bad: Angry hornets.
Photo courtesy of Ken.
Found in Japan real estate materials.
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Even the architect had to concede that certain aspects of his floor plan were not so good.
“Since this is our third date, maybe its time for you to see the rest of my place.”
Well at least the dining room is alive.
Ent Rance = A round between the legs of a chair, made out of Ent wood? Damn you, Saruman!
Is the bad room for time outs?
Check out this room, it’s where I keep my sausage vending machine…
Why are there spikes all over the walls? And why are the walls closing in on us?
Who cares about the bad room, I’m more interested in those slices of pizza in the doorways.
Walk in Closet is spelt wrong.
It should read “Snake Pit”.
Once you enter the Bad Room, the only way out is jumping off the Balcony
What happens in the Bad Room stays in the Bad Room.
Let me guess… a heart-shaped vibrating bed, red crushed velour walls, a bar with pink neon, and a spinning disco ball. It’s like a scene from “Love American Style.”
Sometimes… when you need to go take a time out… you need a map to get there.
Living. . . Dining. . . she’s just a woman!
Bad Room custom designed for wall street executives.
If the “bad” room is supposed to be implied as some sort of den of iniquity, then shouldn’t that be the room with the “service” balcony?
I’m great in bad!
Bad room: a bed room set aside for visiting In-laws.
It’s a bedroom and bathroom in one! You’ll never have to leave it!
Great: Service Balcony
Some homes have a “Great Room”, so why not a “Bad Room” ?
Somewhere, theres someone whos into S&M going. ” I want that house!”
That must be the room where they shoot all the hardcore beastiality porn in.
Bad room. BAD ROOM! You don’t do stuff like that!
“Is this house haunted?”
“No, the living room just has a will of its own”
“Is this house haunted?â€
“No, the dining room just has a will of its ownâ€
(correction of my previous submission)
Don’t go around tonight,
Well, its bound to take your life,
There’s a bad room on the rise.
Japanese architects make strange bad fellows
If that room doesn’t heal up soon, we may have to amputate.
does it has an naughty stand?
Rev – how about “there’s a bad room .. on the right.”
The floor plan for a new Michael Jackson home indicates that he has to live much more modestly… AND apparently continues to partake in certain distressing hobbies.
…because he’s “Bad bad-really, really bad”
The floor plan of Max Mosley’s new London pad with his “special room”
Please note: The Bad Room is not for sex. For sexual acts, please use the Service Balcony.
Good news – It’s just a spelling mistake.
Bad news – They made the same mistake with the name of the long thin room above it.
No need to hide your cocaine habits with our fully furnished “powder room”.
Austrian floor-plan.
At least it’s not Fighting Room.
You’ve been naughty! Go to your bad room!
Is the bed room the “good room”?
the bad room: where you do the nasty!
That Bad Room is huge! How many troublemakers are they expecting to move in?
Check out the powder room!!!
Living Dining Room… that’s interesting. Probably the developer is practicing Blue Ocean strategy in competing with Dying Dining Room.
I think the Bad Room may contain an alien portal… Nice for attracting Xenizens such as Gonarch and Nihilanth…
Murder –> Redrum –> Red Room –> Bad Room 😉
The Bad Room. The perfect hideout for supervillains, assassins, serial killers, terrorists, and even vicious beasts.
don’t you know the legend of the,
bad room, and what happens there!?!?
“This is the bad room. We don’t talk about what goes on in here. “
Caution, if you get very hot in bad room, be careful if you to enter powder room: Explosion hazard!!