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I can feel my stomach exploding.
Clear the area, lunch starts in 5-4-3….
“Wow! I love To–PHOOEY”
Complimentary dish by the Tobacco Association of China.
A recipe to die for…
And I always thought tofu was supposed to be good for you!
I’m so hungry I could demolish some tofu….
Would you like a side of wrecking ball salmon with your dish? How about a Bulldozer Blast Barracuda?
Tofu made with sauerkraut and refried beans.
Well, at least they’re honest about it…
It’s like dynamite for your digestive system!
Explodes in your mouth, not in your hand.
This tofu in this restaurant is the bomb!
It may be healthy for you but it gives you a case of the hot poops!!
Served with a generous helping of heart disease, diabetes, and obesity!
“Waiter, why is there a fuse in my-” BOOM!
You might say that they blast away the competition…
At least they don’t use MSG!
Vegan hypertension, indigestion have begun
good for clearing out your bowels.
Made with trans fats
Oeeuu, Killer Tofu
Nobel’s answer to psyllium husks.
…If death occurs, please haunt your physician immediately…
*boom* I’m pooping blood tonight.
they’re trying to be more “green” by recycling as much of the old health as they can.
eat Tofu tofu** up your stomach!
Demolishes your health with the power of Tofu!
Your health will be demolished and your soul destroyed, but your hunger will remain.
AC/DC’s favourite dish.
I never liked tofu… and now i know why!
Exploding tofu? Fizzes in your mouth, and then blows up your belly!
made from crushed rdx a lil gun powder
and a couple of atoms of uranium
Does this meal come with a complimentary bottle of Pepto?
Know why it’s called ‘health demolition”? Because unless you’re in perfect health, eating it will get you demolished! 😛
at least they are honest about it
So the stuff people throw around in Call of Duty 4 is food? Weird…
Yeah that’s about what I was thinking when I tried tofu 😛
– Appetizer or exploder, Sir?
You need a recipe to f.u.?
To fu or not tofu?