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I can’t speak English. I haven’t got a mouth.
Of course we can, we’re English silly!
“Can’t you speak english?”
“Of course I am!.”
girl: but these are the only english words i can speak besides these english words explaining why i can only speak certain words
boy: your joking right?
girl: Quoi? No compondre vous!
Yes! We Can!
Change we can believe in.
Can’t you speak English?
No! am not!
You enemy!!
Obama says” Yes, We can!”
Can you talk Engrish?
Yes, me speak Engrish a lot!
Well, then can’t you work on enunciation?
“Como estas” is NOT English…
obviously not! By the way, don’t send your kids to that school.
No you aren’t!
English Ergo Sum.
You know what they say; “You are what you SPEAK!”
“And how are your listening skills?” “Absolutely!”
What are I suppose to do if I are can’t speak Engrish?
“Are you English?”
“Yes I can!”
No, but I can speak Engrish!
I use to play an mmorpg, And I got tired of being asked “Can you speak english?”
So I would just reply “Nope, can’t speak a single word of it.”
Sometimes i would get a “lol or haha”. And other times no reply back…
“you’re a deaf, right?”
“Yes, we are!”
You got a problem with the way I talk?
“And how long have you been speaking Engrish?”
“Yes!”
This is a funny mistake, doesn’t it?
“And how does that make you feel?”
“You betcha!”
There are several times I feel like asking this…
“When Harry Met Sarry,” scene 1.
Would you like to speak English?
No, I haven’t.
Yes, I am. I am languager who speak of English very fortunately.
I AM ERROR
the result of Engrish 101
ooh, swing and a miss.
Of course I’m excellent at engrish translationing, my friend!
The school could not understand why their advertisements for ESL were not working.
Those faces scare me. o_o
“Can’t you speak english?”
Well, dear little girl, he can’t.
me talk pretty one day
My God, it’s like Dell tech support…
if you think about it, this could actually make sense….
I am speak English!
Anyone who can speak English is automatically “My Friend!!”
No, but they speak Engrish quite well.
Strange how failure to answer a question can sometimes answer a question perfectly.
I either
A double negative followed by a nonsensical reply. What will they think of next?
hey, they weren’t lying…they CAN”T !
I think we misunderstood that… it’s 3 separated speech themes…
None of them are answers.
“Can’t you speak english?”
“Yes I am!”
“No you aren’t!”
Can you hand that over? Yes! I am!!
“Can you able to speak English?”
“No, I’m not!”
“But I didn’t ask you if you were.”
“Yes, you were!”
even though I asked you the question, I’m gonna answer too! we both am speak english!