The thing with the hole…

Jamie Brannon, Cause “Donut” was to hard to write right? – Don’t you mean DOUGHnut?

what do you call that food thing with a hole??

Abbott: How much would half a doughnut on a stick cost?
Costello: The Holething?
Abbott: No, I only want half…
Costello: Half of what?
Abbott: The doughnut on a stick
Costello: The Holething?
Abbott: No! Look I just want to know how much half of a doughnut is going to cost me!
Costello: 3.00
Abbott: What?!
Costello: No, What’s on second.
Abbott: Who’s on second?

From Hoodwinked, “the Schnitzel Song”: Holethings, the favourite treat, For little girls and boys to eat. The holething man can serve ’em quick. It’s a holething on a stick. “No more spoons! Use your hands!” Says the friendly holething man. Person 1: I’d like a baker’s dozen of holethings. Person 2: Hole things? You mean like donuts? Person 1: Yeah, the hole thing. Person 2: It’s called a donut. Person 1: Yeah, whatever, I just want the holething. Person 2: The whole what…? Person 1: Not the hole, the hole thing! Person 2: Well, I’ll just get you a baker’s… Read more »

i can’t believe i ate the holething….

i can’t believe i ate the holething…
or typed this down… again.

They put the stick in wrong!

These are a few of my favoritethings!!!!

Holey!

Right next to the holess whicimacallit!

Holething…it’s a f**kin’ pastry with a hole in it…what else are we supposed to call it?

Corndogs, candied apples and now holethings… I wonder why food always tastes better when it’s on a stick? 🙂

I just accidentally the holething 😐

– Mommy, if I eat the hole, is it still the holething?

A lot of holesterol.

They must be ho’t!

You always have to give them moneything for that

Mmm, delicious holething!

If you’re on a diet, you can just have the hole.