Someone tell President Obama!

Just like the glass, I like to think of my 401k as “half full” as well.

Feng Shui Accounting: “Let’s move that decimal point over just a little bit…to improve financial harmony.”

This is Obama’s next speech to convince us that the stimulus package will work.

Taking reality literally is so 80s…

You can only make money if you are a bi-investual.

Really!? Gee, and all this time I thought you had to go to college & get a degree so you could get a higher-paying job!

This T-shirt is designed for Wall Street execs

Realism is out in this new campaign!

I looked upside-down (an alternative way of looking), and I realized that in reality, the text on the shirt is Engrish. Now where’s my freaking paycheck!?

Somehow… reality doesn’t look all that great, and i have no money

In an alternate reality, perhaps I *could* make a lot of money…

If you read only the non-bold text, you get “economy a lot of alternative reality.”

Sums it up nicely, I’d say.

All this time I thought that a degree in philosophy was practically worthless.

Sounds like this t-shirt may be talking about another kind of green.

Maybe in the herb land, but not here.

… but only if both are 36C’s …

Both and alternative ways… I can’t think of a third one!

If I had known I could have been making money looking at reality, I wouldn’t have spent so much time day dreaming!

Yeah that doesn’t make me feel any better

Great idea! I’ll start selling drugs.

It’s called creative accounting — as performed by Bernie Madoff

As FDR almost said, “We have nothing to fear but reality itself”

…if only Warren Buffet and Salvador Dalí had a love child.

Just look at me!

Yep, I’m on my 24th beer, my alternative reality is starting to look good right about now, so is Rosie O’Donnell.

what is the first way of looking at it? directly?

Honey, where’s my lighter? I’m gonna torch all my business degrees. !!!

yeah huh–just ask Picasso.

i dunno whether it’s original or borrowed coz i presume that a philosophical failed writer penned this

Economy: a matter of displicently looking away with passion from someone’s alternate reality.

If this were true, my dreams are so surreal I should be making money in my sleep.

So, from this we can assume that Engrish supports the economy. It’s screwed up enough.

What? Congress has the American Express Black Hole Card?

Another cheap get rich quick scheme from Obama and Friends…

“Make” money? Here we like to say “save or create” money.

Obama’s new economic stimulus plan…

Yeah.. but who can afford the drugs these days.

whats up with the symbol on top??