So many ideas…

You mean from pentagon TO grand canyon. A nuke would do the job nicely.

Pentagon has been secretly relocated to Grand Canyon for strategic reasons.

Another secret government facility exposed… where are Mulder and Scully when you need them!?

“Hey, Admiral… I have an idea… Let’s move the Pentagon to the Grand Canyon so we can enjoy the view…!”

Hey, don’t start blaming Arizona for the Pentagon’s work the last 6 years.

Like the Grand Canyon, the Pentagon’s ideas have a huuuuuuge gap in them.

The rift in America’s foreign policy just got a little wider.

That must be one of those alternate ways of looking at reality!

I’ve always thought of the Grand Canyon as a trapezoid shape… I do hear voices there though

so many ideas from empire state building of red wood forest

so many ideas from pace picante sauce of new york city

so many ideas from great wall of china of united states

so little time for fact-checking

Xzibit has moved from cars to monuments, on this episode: Pimp my Pentagon. Shout out to all my homies from Pentagon to Grand Canyon.

or

It’s actually half a quote: The difference between the pope and Richard Dawkins spans as far in so many ideas from Pentagon of Grand Canyon.

Wait ’till you see the dodecahedron of Area 51…

Grand Canyon? I thought it was in an underwater facility beneath the Golden Gate bridge.

The Grand Canyon is more linear, so the Pentagon couldn’t possibly be there.

we said HUSH HUSH not spill the beans on the back of your jacket you nincompoop

we’ve got to get them a better map…

What do you get when you confuse geometry with geography?

So many decisions from the Oval Office of Old Faithful; so many scandals from the White House of Cape Cod.

I wonder from where these Japanese guys get their ideas …

“… where are Mulder and Scully when you need them!?”

That’s them in the photo! Disguised as idle university students.

The other one is clueless, but the Grand Canyon Pentagon rules!

Not only did he fail in geography, but he managed to fail home ec with that awful cap of his

But lithium helps some.

They’ll NEVER find our government secrets here!

The parallelogram of The Eiffel Tower was more awe-inspiring to me.