Never should have bitten that apple…

Is this where Richard Simmons goes to church?

love your fruits as you love yourself

Holy bananas!

Support our cause and come to the Church Of Fruits Cake and Tea party.

Our guava, who art in melon…

And thus the Lemonade Cult came to be.

Our father, who art in produce,
Hallowed be thy fruit.
Pineapples come, thy lime be done,
On earth, as it is in melon.
Give us this day, our daily kiwi,
and forgive our bananas,
as we forgive our lemons.
lead us not into the path of vegetables,
but deliver us from junk food.
For thine is the apple, the orange, and the pear,
forever, and ever, amen.

CAUTION: May contain nuts