Bi-polar Belinda

Waaay better than that unipolar Jessie i already have!

Do cartwheels, bend over backwards and throw my leg over my shoulder.

The lapdance is so much beeeeetter when the stripper is crying…

…. and also call the police to press charges against you

That’s just the button in her back! You’re not ready for what she’ll do if you pull her string!

Ahhh, Brittany Spears finally has released her action figure.

Baby got wet back

And I thought the vibrating rabbit was a little much…

Sold seperately is Belinda’s chimpanzee friend Bling-Bling.
When you press his back, he will charge Belinda and maul her face off.

Coming soon, Belinda’s Face Reconstruction Kit.

…That’s what she said!

barbie is so 5 minutes ago…

Belinda Spears: the unknown twin

Ah- actresses charge millions to do the same! They charge even more to let their backs be pressed!

… I will aslo going trance and my eyes will rolling backward.

You can push her back, but don’t push her front

Belinda: The cross eyed, color blind, language challenged girl!

God help you if you push her button on the front

as long as you are sorrying im fining

Finally, an emo twist for singing dolls.

Other features:

Once you press my back, I will fighting, screaming, and beating Hanna Montana.

Shake that plastic moneymaker!

PTSD … Pull The String Dummy….

Coming Soon: Matilda; Belinda’s schizophrenic little sister. Push her buttons and she will hear voices!

…and then things went horrible wrong.

And then she will killing you in your sleep…

more fun than Menopause Mandy

Shaken Baby Belinda

Sounds like every woman I know…..

Press her back, and she’ll pressing yours.

Its Chucky’s little known sister…

“Mommy, I’m scared!”

(on another note, where are the tears coming from if she’s crying???)

Sounds like the symptoms of demon possession.

Sounds like a Beatles concert

The crazed fan women would literally cry over pieces of grass the Beatles stepped on

Buy the new Belinda doll! She’ll eat your dinner, drain your wallet, and ruin your life!

Reminds me of my first time…

If you purchase this doll, you will be forbidden from living within 1 mile of any schools or parks.

Just don’t pull her leg, she’ll be rolling in tears.
And if you pull her finger, who knows what will happen?

All at the same time

Oh yeah baby! Im pressing ! Cry and shake sum mo, babe! But can you stop singing????

If you push my buttons, I will cry and shake, but you can tie me to a bed and I’ll sing for you. Just try and tie me to a bed… [evil grin]

I have a sister just like you.

Too bad it never turns off.

which is disturbing

awww.. this dolll is just like my ex.. that’s sweet

Made in China

Awww man, I just invested all my money in that Drunk Debbie!

…WHAT will she be shaking, exactly? Because I’m picturing her thrashing like she’s having a seizure, and that’s a horrifying visual…

A typical 16-year old pop star signified in a flammable-looking hunk of plastic? i’ll take that. now i just need to find some matches and a window at Mrs. Cyrus’s place to throw it through*!

*pretty much everything i said was either sarcastic or a lie. i do hate Miley, though.

Wow, it’s a variant of the “Don’t touch me there Elmo” doll.

Don’t forget the Therapy Fun Pack sold separately- complete with padded room, hot pink straight jacket and Prozac.