Racist tanning salon?

Right next door to Krispy Kreme donuts.

They really take their tanning seriously in Japan!

Back in brack!

We make you the toast of the town!

I heard they offer really good fried chicken for every service provided.

Oh lawdy

Perhaps they should turn the solariums down a little…

There goes the neighborhood!

The owners also run the “Bald People” hair salon next door.

Segregation is no raughing matter.

Tone up at Skinny People next door.

Come in White, leave Black.

Owow, Don’t forget the next door “Broke People” Sales Dpt.!!!

Because everybody wants to be black. EVERYBODY.

Obama is the boss!

Located on the corner of White and Powers

Or you can simply take the “Be Kanye” pill.

http://viz.cwrl.utexas.edu/files/2734452356_5c05ebff7f_b.jpg

“Don’t just lie around gettin’ a suntan. Won’t do you no good anyway.” –Blazing Saddles

According to Kanye West, George Bush doesn’t care about this place.

(tanning salonist opens the booth and talks to the sunbather inside)
Bart the Tanning Salonist : “Are we awake?”
Jim, the tanner : “We’re not sure. Are we… black?”
Bart :Yes, we are.
Jim “Then we’re awake”

stolen from Blazing Saddles

The names of their attendants… Pot and Kettle!

Nigga yoself!

Everyone in Japan gets tanned … being black is no excuse.

And then head on over to the “Hungry People” diner just across the street.

Built by the same people who built “Smart People” University.

Premeiring tonight at nine, only on BET.

well give you a nice precancerous glow

Get your ganguro on! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganguro

I don’t know, guys. Are you sure that’s not a restaurant? Sure looks like a menu board out front. Now, do they serve black people? Or, do they serve black people?

I’d just like to say that this is a really bad translation. The japanese doesn’t even say people!

Did someone spend too much time at the salon lately?

This tanning salon is owned and operated by KKK, best America.

– Mommy! I see dead people!