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My kind of service…
posted on 5 Jan 2009 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of Shongweni.
Found in Guangzhou, China.
(564 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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This service is hot!
do you perform firming?
…just down the hall from The Male Sex Bathroom.
Yes, I’d like to have cornrows put in mine please.
“Just a little off the top and trim the sideburns, please…”
How much for a cut & perm?
Is this where I can get some…uh…’extensions’?
Boy, talk about a hairy situation
All styles 69 …cents
100% satisfaction, guaranteed
hold the hot oil please. no hot-o oil-o prease.
Is there any extra charge for side parting?
Well, i finaly found the place, no thanks to the map that was not posted there, and the Tourist Information Center
No I could finally discover where the “cut and blow” has its origins 😀
Trust me, the blow dry isn’t what it sounds like!!!!!
“And what do you do for a living, Jon?”
“Well Marcia, I work in pubic service…”
Find the little man in the boat here.
Going down?
It SOUNDS nice, but the people that work there are so CRABBY!
“This is the Pubic Service Center, how may we help you?”
“MY GOD, THIS GUY! I think he’s gonna shav… oh no, he’s here!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!”
Ahhh, the joys of pubic worship…
Does it come with a happy ending?
Wait a minute, that’s not hair gel!
Guys, just make sure you don’t get the male stylist.
I hope they don’t use the straightening iron there! That would be ‘catstraighting’ a client!
Do you sell tiny fro-picks?
Well, we can conclude that that place is definately not located in Brazil.
I’ve found my special purpose in life!
The best salon for a cut and massage!
I’ve left pubic office…
Just ray it all down on counter the we will makes sure it takes care rest for you!!!
Yes, I’d like to have the cut and blow special, please…
do they make those “announcements” here as well?
i hope that every employee here are female rofl
I prefer sightseeing near the Vaginal Service Center.
DO NOT sign up for the BRAZILLIAN whatever you do—it is NOT a massage
porn star trim for me please…
Pubic Service Center… where we trim your pubes nicely!
I’ve heard of getting screwed by the government, but……………………
I’ve got private pube care, so I’m ok.
“if you find a pube, please come to this office”
She sad she would prefer a Private service center …