My complexion cleared up!

My complexion cleared up!

posted on 13 Jan 2009 in Chinglish

 

Bread rolls found in Beijing. 

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Brandon
Brandon
15 years ago

As seen on Facebook… so on.

Algernon
Algernon
15 years ago

For those who want their rolls stiff.

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

“Sesame Method Wrap good for Siamese beauty, and so on and so on, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera…”

Michael
Michael
15 years ago

Ingredients: Deluxe face powder, super mouthwash, expensive rock salt, and so on….

Eric G
Eric G
15 years ago

At least they use so on instead of yadda yadda yadda.

gbear
gbear
15 years ago

Ingredients: Deluxe Face Powder, Salt, So on…you get the idea. JUST BUY THE STUPID THING!!!!

gbear
gbear
15 years ago

This proves carbohydrates aren’t all that bad for you.

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
15 years ago

It improves your inner beauty, and tastes like the ocean… and so on…

galliard
galliard
15 years ago

I’m on a “so on” free diet…do you have anything with “etc.” or “stuff like that” instead?

HorribleLicensePlates
15 years ago

Ew. I hope they don’t expect you to eat that.

kapow
kapow
15 years ago

Try the Sesame Method Wrap for your sesame-less face

Yogesh Damle
15 years ago

Are you sure they didn’t mean ‘faeces’? After seeing ‘steamed crap’ and ‘ass drink’, I’ve nothing else to think of!

Yogesh Damle
15 years ago

*IGNORE EARLIER ONE PLEASE*

“Are you sure they didn’t mean ‘deluxe faeces powder’? After seeing ’steamed crap’ and ‘ass drink’, I’ve nothing else to think of!

alaninjapan
alaninjapan
15 years ago

salt so on was sent to a reeducation camp years ago

Josh
Josh
15 years ago

100% of your daily yeast, 215% of your daily estrogen, etc . . .

Dude
Dude
15 years ago

Let’s see…face powder, yeast, salt, yada yada yada…who cares about the rest of the ingredients?

Chris
Chris
15 years ago

Because they’re worth it.

Flartus
Flartus
15 years ago

Is this any more reliable than the rhthym method?

Arnas
Arnas
15 years ago

I’m sure the rest of the ingredients are illegal *shifts eyes both ways* let’s do this!

Cedric
Cedric
15 years ago

just a little remark.
The chinese part are perfectly right.
the character 面 is the simplified version of 麵 in traditional chinese (which is used in taiwan and hong kong)

Duck
Duck
15 years ago

Scene at the factory, 5 minutes until end of shift:

Boss: Jenkins! I need you to add the ingredient list to the packaging before you go home today!
Jenkins: But boss, it’s 5 minutes until quitting time …
Boss: Do it! Or it’s your job!
Jenkins: Okay okay! *yeesh* …
* Jenkins then writes out the ingredients … Deluxe Face Powder, Salt, Yeast … suddenly, with a smirk and a self satisfied grin as the quitting bell rings … AND SO ON …

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
15 years ago

If you like our deluxe sesame face powder, you’ll love our buttermilk pancake makeup!

pkkkv
pkkkv
15 years ago

Actually 高級麺粉=高级面粉, the former is traditional Chinese, while the latter is simplified Chinese, which is the one used in Mainland China.

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
15 years ago

Mary Kay’s new line of Anti-Aging products. Compleat with Face Powder, Salt, Foundation, Yeast, and so on….

Puki
Puki
15 years ago

Step no. 6 of the method: To open the wrapper, exclaim ‘Open Sesame!”

Katie
Katie
15 years ago

So your face can be as beautiful as Big Bird’s…

fishyfriend
fishyfriend
15 years ago

Is that why it tastes like chalk?

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
15 years ago

A proud sponsor of Sesame Street!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
15 years ago

Only the best cosmetics are used on our cakes, biscuits, haggis, and so on…

Leonard
Leonard
15 years ago

We eat “so on” all the time here in the states. Haven’t you ever wondered what “Natural and Artificial Flavors” and/or “Spices” means?

It’s English for “so on.” Maybe they need to send their labeling department to an American marketing class. 😉

Puki
Puki
15 years ago

No wonder. If they’re quite advanced in producing milk with melamine, foodstuff made from face powder is a piece of cake…

tdog
tdog
15 years ago

I’m not eating this unless the face was raised organically and ground humanely.

Lollipop
15 years ago

Oh, I can’t eat this. I’m allergic to so on.

TJ
TJ
15 years ago

From the company that brought you, “Perfect Eye Remover”. (see previous engrishes).

galliard
galliard
15 years ago

Jack Burton: “Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What’s in it, Egg?”

Egg Shen: “Wind, fire, deluxe face powder, salt…all that kind of thing!”

hi
hi
15 years ago

… and on and on and on…

Kimgiggly79
Kimgiggly79
15 years ago

ingredients are so overrated

rogueofmv
rogueofmv
15 years ago

But I’m allergic to so on.
I think I’ll buy this one. It substitutes in blah blah blah for so on…

pinball
pinball
15 years ago

If they’re telling us this bread has face powder in it, how bad can the ingredients be that they’re NOT telling us about?

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland
15 years ago

I’m a little concerned about the “so on”…

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
15 years ago

Can’t beat the organic approach…

Ghost08
Ghost08
15 years ago

and so on includes all those illegal substances they slipped in there

Tan
Tan
15 years ago

It’s a word for word direct translation of the Chinese characters.

pech
pech
15 years ago

Can’t you understand? Face powder is so much cheaper than real flour. I’d write the rest of the ingredients down, but there isn’t enough room for even half of the cheap chemicals that we put in there instead of food. Look, didn’t our advertisement SAY it tastes good? Isn’t that all that matters? Who do you think you are, a doctor? Your friends eat it. All the cool people eat it. Face powder is a “natural flavor”, ya know. And so on.

gorba
gorba
15 years ago

“so on” because they ran out of time and didn’t feel like explaining…

Curly
Curly
15 years ago

Too bad, I’m allergic to foods containing so on.

donjuan71
donjuan71
15 years ago

My wife has had eight children since we started the sesame method.

Shannon
Shannon
15 years ago

so on, because they know the consumer can’t pronounce the rest of the ingredients anyway.

Warrior
14 years ago

Mystery bread.

Heather
Heather
14 years ago

I’m just worried about what exactly “so on” might be…

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