“Are you sure they didn’t mean ‘deluxe faeces powder’? After seeing ’steamed crap’ and ‘ass drink’, I’ve nothing else to think of!
“
alaninjapan
15 years ago
salt so on was sent to a reeducation camp years ago
Josh
15 years ago
100% of your daily yeast, 215% of your daily estrogen, etc . . .
Dude
15 years ago
Let’s see…face powder, yeast, salt, yada yada yada…who cares about the rest of the ingredients?
Chris
15 years ago
Because they’re worth it.
Flartus
15 years ago
Is this any more reliable than the rhthym method?
Arnas
15 years ago
I’m sure the rest of the ingredients are illegal *shifts eyes both ways* let’s do this!
Cedric
15 years ago
just a little remark.
The chinese part are perfectly right.
the character é¢ is the simplified version of 麵 in traditional chinese (which is used in taiwan and hong kong)
Duck
15 years ago
Scene at the factory, 5 minutes until end of shift:
Boss: Jenkins! I need you to add the ingredient list to the packaging before you go home today!
Jenkins: But boss, it’s 5 minutes until quitting time …
Boss: Do it! Or it’s your job!
Jenkins: Okay okay! *yeesh* …
* Jenkins then writes out the ingredients … Deluxe Face Powder, Salt, Yeast … suddenly, with a smirk and a self satisfied grin as the quitting bell rings … AND SO ON …
BeadyEl
15 years ago
If you like our deluxe sesame face powder, you’ll love our buttermilk pancake makeup!
pkkkv
15 years ago
Actually 高級麺粉=高级é¢ç²‰, the former is traditional Chinese, while the latter is simplified Chinese, which is the one used in Mainland China.
Jamie Brannon
15 years ago
Mary Kay’s new line of Anti-Aging products. Compleat with Face Powder, Salt, Foundation, Yeast, and so on….
Puki
15 years ago
Step no. 6 of the method: To open the wrapper, exclaim ‘Open Sesame!”
Katie
15 years ago
So your face can be as beautiful as Big Bird’s…
fishyfriend
15 years ago
Is that why it tastes like chalk?
BigFatCat
15 years ago
A proud sponsor of Sesame Street!
Lollerskate
15 years ago
Only the best cosmetics are used on our cakes, biscuits, haggis, and so on…
Leonard
15 years ago
We eat “so on” all the time here in the states. Haven’t you ever wondered what “Natural and Artificial Flavors” and/or “Spices” means?
It’s English for “so on.” Maybe they need to send their labeling department to an American marketing class. 😉
Puki
15 years ago
No wonder. If they’re quite advanced in producing milk with melamine, foodstuff made from face powder is a piece of cake…
tdog
15 years ago
I’m not eating this unless the face was raised organically and ground humanely.
From the company that brought you, “Perfect Eye Remover”. (see previous engrishes).
galliard
15 years ago
Jack Burton: “Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What’s in it, Egg?”
Egg Shen: “Wind, fire, deluxe face powder, salt…all that kind of thing!”
hi
15 years ago
… and on and on and on…
Kimgiggly79
15 years ago
ingredients are so overrated
rogueofmv
15 years ago
But I’m allergic to so on.
I think I’ll buy this one. It substitutes in blah blah blah for so on…
pinball
15 years ago
If they’re telling us this bread has face powder in it, how bad can the ingredients be that they’re NOT telling us about?
Alice in Wonderland
15 years ago
I’m a little concerned about the “so on”…
Atli Hafsteinsson
15 years ago
Can’t beat the organic approach…
Ghost08
15 years ago
and so on includes all those illegal substances they slipped in there
Tan
15 years ago
It’s a word for word direct translation of the Chinese characters.
pech
15 years ago
Can’t you understand? Face powder is so much cheaper than real flour. I’d write the rest of the ingredients down, but there isn’t enough room for even half of the cheap chemicals that we put in there instead of food. Look, didn’t our advertisement SAY it tastes good? Isn’t that all that matters? Who do you think you are, a doctor? Your friends eat it. All the cool people eat it. Face powder is a “natural flavor”, ya know. And so on.
gorba
15 years ago
“so on” because they ran out of time and didn’t feel like explaining…
Curly
15 years ago
Too bad, I’m allergic to foods containing so on.
donjuan71
15 years ago
My wife has had eight children since we started the sesame method.
Shannon
15 years ago
so on, because they know the consumer can’t pronounce the rest of the ingredients anyway.
As seen on Facebook… so on.
For those who want their rolls stiff.
“Sesame Method Wrap good for Siamese beauty, and so on and so on, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera…”
Ingredients: Deluxe face powder, super mouthwash, expensive rock salt, and so on….
At least they use so on instead of yadda yadda yadda.
Ingredients: Deluxe Face Powder, Salt, So on…you get the idea. JUST BUY THE STUPID THING!!!!
This proves carbohydrates aren’t all that bad for you.
It improves your inner beauty, and tastes like the ocean… and so on…
I’m on a “so on” free diet…do you have anything with “etc.” or “stuff like that” instead?
Ew. I hope they don’t expect you to eat that.
Try the Sesame Method Wrap for your sesame-less face
Are you sure they didn’t mean ‘faeces’? After seeing ‘steamed crap’ and ‘ass drink’, I’ve nothing else to think of!
*IGNORE EARLIER ONE PLEASE*
“Are you sure they didn’t mean ‘deluxe faeces powder’? After seeing ’steamed crap’ and ‘ass drink’, I’ve nothing else to think of!
“
salt so on was sent to a reeducation camp years ago
100% of your daily yeast, 215% of your daily estrogen, etc . . .
Let’s see…face powder, yeast, salt, yada yada yada…who cares about the rest of the ingredients?
Because they’re worth it.
Is this any more reliable than the rhthym method?
I’m sure the rest of the ingredients are illegal *shifts eyes both ways* let’s do this!
just a little remark.
The chinese part are perfectly right.
the character é¢ is the simplified version of 麵 in traditional chinese (which is used in taiwan and hong kong)
Scene at the factory, 5 minutes until end of shift:
Boss: Jenkins! I need you to add the ingredient list to the packaging before you go home today!
Jenkins: But boss, it’s 5 minutes until quitting time …
Boss: Do it! Or it’s your job!
Jenkins: Okay okay! *yeesh* …
* Jenkins then writes out the ingredients … Deluxe Face Powder, Salt, Yeast … suddenly, with a smirk and a self satisfied grin as the quitting bell rings … AND SO ON …
If you like our deluxe sesame face powder, you’ll love our buttermilk pancake makeup!
Actually 高級麺粉=高级é¢ç²‰, the former is traditional Chinese, while the latter is simplified Chinese, which is the one used in Mainland China.
Mary Kay’s new line of Anti-Aging products. Compleat with Face Powder, Salt, Foundation, Yeast, and so on….
Step no. 6 of the method: To open the wrapper, exclaim ‘Open Sesame!”
So your face can be as beautiful as Big Bird’s…
Is that why it tastes like chalk?
A proud sponsor of Sesame Street!
Only the best cosmetics are used on our cakes, biscuits, haggis, and so on…
We eat “so on” all the time here in the states. Haven’t you ever wondered what “Natural and Artificial Flavors” and/or “Spices” means?
It’s English for “so on.” Maybe they need to send their labeling department to an American marketing class. 😉
No wonder. If they’re quite advanced in producing milk with melamine, foodstuff made from face powder is a piece of cake…
I’m not eating this unless the face was raised organically and ground humanely.
Oh, I can’t eat this. I’m allergic to so on.
From the company that brought you, “Perfect Eye Remover”. (see previous engrishes).
Jack Burton: “Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What’s in it, Egg?”
Egg Shen: “Wind, fire, deluxe face powder, salt…all that kind of thing!”
… and on and on and on…
ingredients are so overrated
But I’m allergic to so on.
I think I’ll buy this one. It substitutes in blah blah blah for so on…
If they’re telling us this bread has face powder in it, how bad can the ingredients be that they’re NOT telling us about?
I’m a little concerned about the “so on”…
Can’t beat the organic approach…
and so on includes all those illegal substances they slipped in there
It’s a word for word direct translation of the Chinese characters.
Can’t you understand? Face powder is so much cheaper than real flour. I’d write the rest of the ingredients down, but there isn’t enough room for even half of the cheap chemicals that we put in there instead of food. Look, didn’t our advertisement SAY it tastes good? Isn’t that all that matters? Who do you think you are, a doctor? Your friends eat it. All the cool people eat it. Face powder is a “natural flavor”, ya know. And so on.
“so on” because they ran out of time and didn’t feel like explaining…
Too bad, I’m allergic to foods containing so on.
My wife has had eight children since we started the sesame method.
so on, because they know the consumer can’t pronounce the rest of the ingredients anyway.
Mystery bread.
I’m just worried about what exactly “so on” might be…