Hand-pressing Flash Light

I am several times on lift about this product! Forget about the lowly common torch I used to light up when power went down.
Did I mention the new science and technology?

Proceeds from the sale of these flashlights benefit the Michael J. Fox foundation.

I’m just a clumsy white guy with no rhythm, I’ll stick to batteries thanks.

High and new science and technology. Low noise and health. Apparently, it works by draining away your life force… the scientific way!

Who Presses Whom?

“… all you have to do is squeeze, and… OUCH! I just stapled my finger!”

Anybody got a lift?

I know simply shaking usually gets ME recharged…

WARNING: Frequent or misuse of light may cause low health.

Behold! The power of… making a fist.

-Jimmy! Turn on the stereo to make the poor XD flashlight feel better!

-Should I get it some snacks too?

-Yes, Jimmy! it’s a “No bule” product!

-Okay mom…

perhaps we should study English rather than science

This is MUCH better than ordinary torches. I once got on a lift with an ordinary torch and they never let me back in. Now I can go on the lift as many times as I want. Thank you, Hand-Pressing Flashlight!

Its low health, but lasts longer…?

“If you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with it.”

Simply shake to discharge … your results may vary …

This technology is new only if you’re high.

i have no idea what the discription was trying to tell me

Note: Not recommended for drummers…

I think they need a few more references to the science and technology.

This is no ordinary torch…

Caution: new science and technology may result in low health

Actually, this squeeze-type is a pretty good design for a “Faraday flashlight”. The kind you crank to charge requires 2 hands to operate, and the kind you shake up and down…well, that one REALLY makes you look like you’re wanking.

For a culture that’s advanced, this really is over the top! (sure…)

so this is why Sharper Image went out of business

no batteries, no bulb, NO LIGHT

“No need any power, no environmental polition.” Also known as the Invisible Read Lamp!

http://itsunboxed.com/?p=80

Hey, we have the exact same one at home! It stopped working after 2 weeks. When dad took it apart, he found 3 watch batteries inside. $2.50 FAIL!

Flash light? I’ll never have to pull down my underpants again!

And it gives light, too!

oh my health—i have pressed hands now–GRReaat.

That is why the communication companies are paid millions!!! You dont get a f*** clue!!

Wtf is up with this torch?! Ow wow im going to get masive biyships from presing a torch? And their description! Its incredibly disconfuckulating! My rate : packaging .1/10 . Produckt . 7/10

Wtf is up with this torch?! And their description! Its incredibly disconfuckulating! My rate : packaging .1/10 . Produckt . 7/10

i want to know , how this device has been made and what all materials are required to make it ??????

You forgot section 3!

“3, Con stantly using this health torch, it can benefit
to your palm, arm and shoulder stretching and
blood circulation, so as to let your hands relax
and brain clever,hand and brain coor dinate and
promote your brain memory and health
composition.”

Mine says “MADE IN CHINA” as well. Only difference with the packaging is the supposed company logo. On mine it has a red K with a chinese character in front in white.

@Kate – wow thanks for your comment. Just opened mine up, 3 watch batteries soldered in behind the LEDs. Yeah, I may be getting a refund on this!

Oh and the box saying “Simply shake to recharge” is a joke too. Shaking does nothing. Squeezing the handle makes the LEDs go.

Just add water