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thats what happens when you use anti-lust spray too much
Can’t… think… of…good… caption… mind… paralyzed…
paralyzed mind check, hmmm now what else can i delight today?
I just figured it out. This is a train of thought. First the person was having a great day in the forest when he was stung by the bee. Then he went into allergic shock started to hear sounds and fell over paralyzed. Then a bear wonder over to eat the guy. the bear is just happy to have such a big meal.
Thank You Great Weed.
My mind is paralyzed and can’t run away from the mutant orange panda whose eyes have sunk below his nose! Worst bad trip ever.
I often find my mind to be paralyzed on delightful days.
Bear: Time to have a delightful day!!!
(Bear takes some crazy psychedelic pills. About a half hour later…)
Bear: Whooooa, man! I can feel the music! I can even SEE the music!! This is awesome!! Hey, wait a minute…why does it feel like my eyes are sliding of my face? Where did this giant bee with rabies come from and why can’t I run from it??!! WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME??!!!! Oh, dude!! I thing my mind is…PARALYZED!!!!!!!!!!
(Bear’s eyes slides off face and falls to the floor, bouncing like rubber balls.)
Hello! Are you a brain specialist?