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Don’t bug me, I’m useless before I’ve had my morning coffee.
Wake ‘n’ bake, man!
I’m so happy, I could… *seizure*
God Bless Prozac!
You and I definitely have different definitions of “delightful”.
Well, bear, if eyes suddenly started growing out of my cheeks, I ‘d be pretty unhappy.
Normally, minds are paralyzed as all the blood is dedicated to horniness!
hey man, great weed
“Hey,… my bag is empty!… What happened to my stash?…”
Whoa… what’s in this stuff? My head feels huge and my eyes feel like they’re sliding off my face! … Is that a giant bee? … DUDE! I CAN SEE THE MUSIC!!! AWESOME!!!
Tune in, Turn on, Drop dead….Thanks Timothy Leary.
I am quadriplegically happy!
Surgeon General’s Warning: Prolonged use of Perfect Eye Remover may result in paralyzation of the mind.
This is what happens when you try drinking the eye remover.
darn taser!!!
I’m ready for dreamtime, Mr. Bee.
A cute bag for your magic mushrooms!
What happens when you drink an entire ICEE in 30 seconds?
“When the dogs bite,
when the bees sting,
When I’m feeling sad…
I simply remember my favourite things,
then I don’t feel so baaaaad!” <<>
IGNORE earlier one please…
When the dogs bite,
when the bees sting,
When I’m feeling sad…
I simply remember my favourite things,
then I don’t feel so baaaaad!†_T_H_U_D_!_!_!
Dammit-brain locked up again.
OMG!!! Bear run away! That bee has rabies; its drothing at the mouth!!!!!! Why wont he run???!? Oh yeah, his mind’s paralized
i meant frothing
Everything is so dreamy… delightful day, paralyzed mind, giant bee, eyes falling off… I think I really took an overdose…
This I need on a T-shirt. Definitely.
I’d go for some new friends if my friends were THAT dreamy.
It’s always a beautiful day when you’re in a coma.
Come on John, come bag shopping with us. It’ll take your mind off the Heroin withdrawals.
Wrap that rope around your neck tight enough, and your mind WILL feel paralyzed!
Lemme guess–this bag is specifically formulated for happy pills.
Set stunners to Paralyzed But Delighted.
It’s true – my day is always more delightful when my mind is paralyzed.
Always happy when paralyzed is!
Just goes to show – Ignorance is bliss!
– – – Ideal for wiping vodka off your chin, order now – – –
My eyes is paralysed!
Oh shit, that’s hilarious- my biggest laugh today!!
That story turned tragic quick!
woah my mind is like..paralysed..does that bee have a beard?
Makes a great storage bag for your Purple Sticky Punch!
That story turned tragic quick!
That thing seems powerful!
hey they spelled everything correctly, ok!
Somebody put on Pink Floyd “The Wall” for me, I’m watching this strange bee here.
Make sure that your big binflated head no float right off!
Saw this in the office and was laughing my tits off.
I sure would love to toke on the herb this bears smokin.
itz 8 o clock in the morning
i am going to… emmm… emmm
oh damn!!
ma brain still aint awake yet
you should try it–its a rel trip–until you have to throw up
Now you know you are allergic to bees
a purse almost good enough for steven hawking !