Don’t step in it…

…or you just might take a stairway to heaven.

Because we’re taking it one step at a time this 2009. Fall in line people!

courtesy of Super Mario

Like stair master, with cranial support!

…one step closer to knowing.

An unstylish (but truthful) way to refer to bitchy coworkers!

Mind your head, if you don’t, then please mind your language!

頭上　足下にご注意ください
ずじょうあしもとちゅういください
Zushou Ashimoto ni gochuui kudasai
Please be careful of the steps ahead. (lit. Ahead. Please give me your carefulness of the step.)
But don’t quote me on this. I’m just studying Japanese for fun.

Chuck Norris must have been in town.

Well, you are in a boot store. That’s just what they’ll do.

Johnny, sweep the leg!!!!

Your head-bone’s connected to my foot-bone…

Cause if dont brains will messy

The Highlander was here recently.

Adds a new twist to strolling down Memory Lane.

It is difficult to get brains out of shoe treads.

A two tiered head, that’ novel.

…and then doubley careful about foot in mouth.

you might lose it forever

…and that’s because two heads…are better than wong…

One step ahead and cutting edge Japanese style customer service! 100% satisfaction or your money back!

Ewww, their entire floor is a urinal, no wonder why.

Found at the front door of the Dwarf Help Center

GAHH! but…where else can i step????

Not to be confused with the song “Step Out of Time”.

“…To my overly emotional sister Jenny, who grubbed with her husband Hank, grubbed everything they could get from me and then cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy; to Jenny, I leave…a step in the head.”

Wear y0ur helmets first.

you don’t want get brains on your shoe!

Don’t worry, it might be you who’s stepping on a head.
…Did I mention that this head may not be attached to a body?

oh just say it—boot to the head nyah nyah—boot to the head nyah nyah BOOT TO THE HEAH nyah nyah nyah

What head? I don’t see no head.Ow! Oh! That head!

Or just take the elevator in the heart…