Produced from organic wood…

Comes with a side dish of public garden tables

I hope for private bench legs’s sake that the sergeant is having lunch somewhere else…

It really does cost an arm and a leg to eat here!

Please, have a seat. 😀

Private Reserve Bench Legs. Appellation contrôlée.

This is what happened when you disobey the sergeant, sir.

~this may not belong here, because the Chinese and the English say the same thing. I have no idea why it’s called bench legs, but that’s what it says, in both languages.

Privately, I’d advise you to eat somewhere else…

Bench legs never looked so delicious! I shall order a portion of Bench Legs my good man.!

Watch out for splinters.

Yes sir … Ohhh yes sir

Better than Private Ryan’s legs.

The bench is organic, so is the private and the legs!

…sauteed and served with drawn butter. Mmmm-mmm!!!

much tastier than the public ones

I’ve heard they eat everything which has four legs EXCEPT tables and chairs but…

Hey, where’s Lieutenant Desk?

Hmm, something tells me this guy’s seen combat before.

“Just keep doing those calf-raises, private bench legs!!”

it sure is chewy! got any ketchup?

Are you telling me to PARK it and eat?

A favorite of beavers everywhere!

Oh,that’s nothing.Wait ’till you see Sergent Loveseat and General Couch.

Once upon a time, the four-leg that Chinese don’t eat are benched and tables.

Once upon a time, the four-leg that Chinese don’t eat are benches and tables.

mmmm. these go delicious with my chopsticks!

it was built on their property and they wanted to teach the city a lesson

I had this before.

Gave me splinters in my mouth.

More expensive than their public bench legs entree…but worth it!

Do you have bench legs?
Yes, I was born that way.

I can bench press 20 strings.

Also known as Bench Fries