Original drinks

For cheap asses like you…

I imagine there won’t be too many knock-offs.

Seems this drink is full of s**t

Can I have some original buns with my drink?

I have trouble getting the straw up there.

From energy drinks, to enema drinks.

Now you can re-create 2 girls 1 cup in your very own home!

I can see why they’re the ORIGINAL ass drink…

Toilet water never tasted so good!

So delicious it makes your butt water…

You should try their “lemonade”.

If you find pieces of corn inside, it’s considered a prize.

We’re really anal about how it tastes.

So that’s what happened to all those cans of “New Coke”…

Thanks to the strict trade description acts in Saudi Arabia, Fosters were forced to name their beers a little more truthfully than usual… 😀

Bottoms up! 🙂

Better than those fake ass drinks you’ve been buying!!!

Not suitable for vegetarians (Or anyone else for that matter!)… :-O

PROMOTION: free case of original ass drink when you spend $50 or more on clothes for arrogant men.

Well… it IS original, I guess

How do they get their ingredients?

Tastes best with steamed crap!

Free Love Milk with purchase!

Hey, this tastes like sh….

Available in the Calista Flockhart 6 oz size or the J-Lo 40 ouncer.

Now including colorectal!

Their choice drink is the Diarrhea Special…

They made it themselves!

Original-ass drinks for smart-ass people. Give them what they deserve, with original-ass drinks!

it will clean your colon as an added bonus!

Using “ass” to abbreviate “assorted” is not funny. Really, it isn’t- especially after 100+ pics of similar signs.

Great to wash down an original ass biscuit!!

But I wanted the New Ass drink!

Actually, it’s for when your donkey gets thirsty….

Promoted by the Angry Video Game Nerd!

Stock up now, and serve to those unwelcome holiday guests!

Woah, it’s actually cheap! Do you know how much they have to “harvest” for 2000ml of that?

This drink-should I say it-is ASS!

Strawberries for the Taliban and ass drink for Al-Qaeda!

I hate that Pete in the Marketing department. He’s such an ass drink!

If you can drink something that comes out of a cow’s tit, why can’t you drink something that comes out of a bulls ass, right?

Made in our little backwater factory…

From the makers of Classic Ass and New Ass

Add nothing, drink ASS it is!

I guess Saudi Arabia really knows how to push poor-selling products with promotions up the ass! XD :3

I don’t care how cheap you make it, you can’t get me to try that crap!

Buy a six-pack for a bonus anus!

Or better known, in the US and europe, as Vanilla Coke

no wonder the price was marked down

Stop buying those fake-ass generic drinks you see right there… this is an ORIGINAL-ASS DRINK right here. *throws one in your face*

Appreciate.