No, really–here’s a kleenex…

You can only imagine what’s written on his trousers.

“Open your mouth, honey…”

You little Booger, you!

Is that a booger in the sugar?
No, ‘snot!

You lick out my boogers, I’ll lick out yours.

I’m both attracted and repulsed!

Number one draft picker… I mean, draft pick.

She gives good mucous mem-brain.

No thanks, I’m worried about catching an NTD.

That’s the last time I ask you to pick me out a shirt to wear.

You never know what you’ll find when tossing a salad.

person: Why does everyone call you Booger?

Booger: *begins picking his nose* I dont know.

The shirt to wear when you are digging for gold.

Don’t pick your nose, your head might cave in.

Ohhh, love is a nose, but you better not pick it…

I see your booger and raise you a dingleberry.

Well, I went out to a party just the other night
I was jammin’ to the music, I was feelin’ alright
I was burning up the floor like a disco maniac
When my woman said, “Baby, why’s your hand behind you back?”
Gotta boogie…

–Weird Al Yankovic

official t-shirt for the Tokyo Snot-Rockets baseball team

s’not the right color. should be green

Makes A Great Gift Idea for that special teenager in your life that you want to see beat to death!

How can you have booger on a shirt without sleeves to wipe them on?

You can pick your nose.
You can pick your friends
But you can’t pick your friends nose.

A t-shirt for Dr. Johnny Fever.

Nobody knows like the nose knows.

man, I hope the kids don’t catch don’t walk in on that move.

I would wear this.

That kid’s gotta lot of snot!

Got an issue with tissue?

There’s a “BOOGER” on your shirt.

This is NOT Engrish. The shirt is a reference to the US ’80s movie Revenge of the Nerds.

Seriously, people – learn to appreciate the higher aspects of Western culture…

@Francine: Are you sure? I thought he was in “Better Off Dead”, played by the guy who was Bert Viola on “Moonlighting”.

I saw someone wearing it. It was green! XP

well what good is digging for gold if you can’t share it with the town’s people?

I gotta boogie!
I gotta boogie!
I gotta boogie on my finger and I can’t shake it off…

-Weird Al Yankovic

that’s an interesting colour….