Message from a Lawn

Ah, such a pretty lawn. I can tell this will be a fantastic year for the grass wine!

I am? Well, thank you! I know you’re just a sign, but… are you busy tonight?

What a shame someone stuck this large piece of concrete here.

Since testing cosmetics on animals is now so unpopular, the vegetable kingdom apparently fears that it might be next.

My pretty is a good reason to hurt you.

…and leave your ‘precious’ out of it, too!

i never knew that grass could be so sensitive.

A plea from the sodded downtrodden…

I’ll hurt you, my pretty, and your little sod, too! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

the lawn is talking Martha!

Girl: “My boyfriend told me that grass stains turn him on.”

Flattery gets you places.

…and your little dog poo!

Don’t hurt me for your pretty….and don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

Hit me baby one more time…

And please don’t lay on me for your sexing!

Looks can hurt

who do i suppose to hurt now?

If your pretty is impressed by your hurting of grass, maybe it’s time to trade her in for someone less easily swayed…

“Don’t touch me! I’m afraid of hurt!”
https://engrish.com/2005/08/dont-touch-me/

Don’t hurt me for your pretty…. because of monkeys

Nasty tricksy humans always cuts Gollum’s grasses!

Oh, I’ll get you my pretty. And your little dog, too!

Don’t rake me because I’m beautiful.

Are you on grass or something? Freaking out like that..

and don’t hurt it for your ugly,either.

At first I thought this was a head stone. Ha.

If Im the kind of guy whos gonna hurt you for my pretty, a simple sign is not going to stop me

can i maime you for my pretty?

grass on strike

Just love me for your ugly

Oops, it should read, “Don’t hate me because I’m pretty.”

I am pretty , you are gay.

I fought the lawn and I WON.