His delivery boy guaranteed to stalk you…

Love for women, but not for women’s thighs and hips.

No onion no cry…

“Who ordered a large pizza with SAUSAGE?”

“Can I get some ranch dressing to dip my crust in? … OH GOD!”

Satisfaction guaranteed. Delivered in around 20 minutes or your money back.

Whose tossing who?

Given that the sign specifically mentions women, do male customers have to place their orders the “Mrs. Pizza” place on the other side of town? 🙂

*Complete* satisfaction guarenteed with your order! 😉

Be wary of men who order a “Meat Feast” from this place… 😮

I suppose that this door is for the Ladies only carriage, then? 🙂

[DDs note: The advertisement appears to have been posted on a set of platform edge doors – Safety barriers that prevent people from falling or jumping onto the tracks.]

at 234 inches, scare women, and horses, might be more appropriate

Don’t worry, Ladies, there’s enough precut pepporini for eeeeeeeverybody…

Uh…exactly WHAT kind of cheese is on this thing, again?

I’ll take an extra large, hot Italian with everything, a six-pack of beer, a box of condoms, and a pack of cigarettes.

Well, I don’t really like pizza but…olive. (you’ll get it eventually, just read it fast)

It’s quite understandable that Mr Pizza, as the new delivery person, would be stalking women, as the kitchen is quite a sausage fest these days…

Our owner is Mr. Barry Mana-dough

Mr. Pizza’s original slogan was “Made For Women”. Honestly. Like this is some form of “diet pizza”. The little ribbons they use to tie up the pizza boxes still say “Made For Women”.

Seems like a taco place would be more appropriate for that slogan.

They have one in Los Angeles too, called Mr. Pizza Factory. It’s very good and it has the same type of Engrish going on. Apparently they support a women activist group in Korea.

“I think your wife is cheating on you”
“Cheating? No way! All she does is order pizza all day.”

The same branch that brought you hot dogs!

Another delivery after nine months of your first order!

Nothing says “I love you” like a gift of a pizza!

Turns out this wasn’t the only time Mr Pizza was caught loving women:

http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/10/engrish-who-is-mr-pizza/

Isn’t it interesting to remember that a 6” is a personal pizza, 9” is a pizza for two and 14” a for an entire family…. FAMILY?!

Mr. Pizza attacks women’s hearts!

“Yes please, I’ll take one large meat-lovers..”

I always get free pizza there!

this works out great cuz i have a love of pizza

Ladies, whatever you do, do not order the salami or the meatballs. trust me.