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Bring Love Engrish
For you honey…
posted on 9 Dec 2008 in Chinglish
As much fun to make as it is to drink…
Photo courtesy of Lucia Bruce.
Milk found in Taiwan.
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And I suppose you expect me to SWALLOW your love milk, huh??
Got love milk?
Better than “Hate Milk”.
The high levels of melamine make this “Tainted Love.” For the rest of the world it is “Forbidden Love” and for the Chinese government-controlled press it is known as “The Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name.”
That and a turkey baster and you can make yourself a family!
Let’s all pray to god that they don’t sell a chocolate variety…
Fortified with Vitamin Me.
From the makers of Boner Hotdogs, we now introduce a drink that you’ll surely swallow ’til the last drop – Love Milk!
official Love Milk brand… Look for the green uvula on the carton.
It’s fresh too! Didn’t you notice?
Ahhh so that is how babies are made…
it surely tastes better than love beer!
Directions: Drink directly from the straw and it’s best served extremely hot.
Hasn’t done well in the lesbian market for some reason…
It’s Uvula-licious!
I won’t buy packaged Love Milk…I like to make my own from scratch.
Oh no, what have they fed the cow this time?
They milked the bull instead of the cow
virtually an inexhaustible supply
The PTA would like a word with the cafeteria staff….
Over the lips and past the gums, watch out stomach, here he comes!
let’s just take a moment to count all of the levels that this is wrong on…
Packaged just North of the lemonade and around the corner is where the fudge is made.
But is it lite?
From extremely contented bulls.
Relax, it’s just regular cow’s milk with a few teaspoons of salt mixed in.
The milk of human kindness…
What won’t we love?
Jeez love milk. are we supposed to swallow?
It’s an empty carton, are we supposed to fill it ourselfs?
Milk made from pure joy…!
For the infertile amongst us. wow, the Asian scientists think of everything!
I want HATE milk!!!!! Get me some of THAT!!!!! :p
Brought to you by the makers of Fear Malt Liquor and Weltschmertz Orange Juice! Also comes in Existential Angst!
from china no thanks
Ummmm… love milk? milklike substance? love? get my drift?
:O
A pun of Seminal Fluid
it wiggles and squirms and swims all the way down
Love milk number niiiiine
– Come on honey, drink it… I had so much pleasure making it…
Get it while it’s warm!
Love milk, from the makers of ass cream.
Or maybe you’d prefer melamine milk? Just asking…