This is why I keep cats as pets…

Um….. maybe that monkey is a bit TOO relaxed.

this is beyond bizare… this is like Seattle bizare

Jerry Fawell’s going to have a hissy fit!

I’m having a hard time relaxing with this monkey on my back.

Ah, the old Monkey-in-Dog’s-Clothing story.

It feels very impossible to think of a caption for this other than: “WTF?!”

making out with a monkey feels really odd. thank you Obvious, wonder dog

Why, you remember the parable of the monkey and the dog, don’t you? Oh wait, that was a goat.

Lucky dog!

Please remove shoes before feeling relaxed… because of monkeys.

I finally find an EOTD which merits “Because of Monkeys!” and I can’t do it.

monkey might feel so relax …it seems to be very sensible reason to keep cats as pets

Do you feel it yet?

Oh my, this is wrong in so many ways!!

I feel a relaxed felling like I got a monkey on my back.

Git along li’l doggie, git along!

What a mean-tempered dog… he’s really got a chimp on his shoulder.

I’ll tell you what’s impossible: a monkey in a dog suit riding a bulldog!
Now, maybe if it was a lemur in a chicken suit on an ostrich…

The monkey seems enthusiastic, but It’s difficult to cross-breed such different animals, even if one of them is wearing a dog suit.

Grrr. I ain’t no chump for no chimp!!

And when we don’t feel that relaxed feeling we can stop.

Is that a monkey on your back, or are you just happy to see me?

“I got a peaceful, easy feeling…and I know you won’t let me down.”

I want that t-shirt!

The day Curious George went right past curious.

Hmm…reminds me of an engrish shirt from 2006.

I’d say a dog and a chimp making babies is pretty impossible, wouldn’t you?

Hail, Sir Monkey! Lord of Rabid colours on impossible shirts!

Understanding this scene is feeling very impossible.

This is a t-shirt for a TV series in Japan. (And an adorable one at that.) The monkey’s name is Pan-kun, and the dog is James. The monkey is a genius or something. You can find videos on YouTube if you’re interested.

Calm down, monkey! You look happy today! A little say anything whats that smell?

Poster for the new avant-garde Swedish film: “I am curious – George.”

mike, Jerry Falwell is dead (good riddance!)

“Feels very impossible”? This is very impossible!

I guess doggy style is not the hottest position anymore!

I love the feel of monkey on my back!

“Listen, I have to finish this T-Shirt design by tomorrow, so don’t bother.”
“Just one pill, come on, it won’t hurt…”
“Well, ok…”

Quick…Somebody call the RSPCA! 😮

Damn Furries!

why would the dog let a monkey on his back? especialy one in a dog suit?

A monkey going doggie style!

… my stomach hurts.

A cowboy outift would make way more sense than a dog suit? That would be adorable, but a dogsuit makes no sense.

and then these two had the ugliest liter of punkies you have EVER seen

This is wrong. This is just so wrong on so many levels.

Wow 50 Cent, orange looks really good on you!

Let’s go by the squicktastic feeling…

…i have a cat that actually is just as bad as that sometimes, though. No shame.

Let’s go by the squicktastic feeling…..

Let’s start WHAT?!?!?

I understand – the monkey is a transvestite. The dog is a traditionalist and thinks the monkey’s ambitions are very impossible.

The English is not the most screwed-up thing about this.