Special delivery for Sarah Palin…

They also have mouse traps that are really just giant nets.

Sarah Palin can’t recommend them enough.

Good, I was worried about my Minnie Moose problem…

Easy solution: these will sell like hotcakes in Scotland!

Funny… the French is misspelled the exact same way. Maybe someone’s U key was broken?

The French is just as bad. “4 Trappes de Sooris Jetable” would be roughly “4 Throwable Moose Trapdoors.” Maybe we have the first documented case of Flançais.

Somewhere in China, some poor guy is wondering why the world isn’t beating a path to his door yet…

…Mr. Jinx, Entrepreneur…

Brandon’ s translation isn’t quite accurate. “Trappe” does mean traps. And “jetable” is the right term for disposable. The “sooris” is a first though. And it is definitly not the first case of Flançais, there actualy are links to Flançais from this site! And believe me, the sampling is just as hilarious in French than it is in English.

Moose: the preferred meal for a Trapdesaurus

We have a distinct case of a phobia of the letter “U”. “Moose” should be “Mouse”. “Sooris” should be “souris”

So do I need to rent a u-haul to take these home?

What in the world do you bait that with, a wheel of cheese?

Wait, do moose eat cheese?

“Hello? This is Boris Badenov… I am interested in your moose traps…”

Natasha! At last! Trap to catch both squirrel AND moose!

Do you have mouse holes big enough to fit you in? Then that means there’s a moose in your house! Don’t replace your friendly cat with a dangerous lion or tiger, but buy these handy moose traps!

Smaller animals would have fun with these.
Beaver: Ok pete you sit here while i go push the switch. (click) oooooooh weeeeeee look at him fly!!

They work great, but I had to recruit four more guys to help me set the darn things…

Tvas da night before Christmas, and all t’ru da hoose, not a creature vas stirring, not even a moose!

Nip the moose on the loose in the caboose without a boost from a noose.

Watch out, Bullwinkle! It’s a trap!

“From the makers of Antler Eater!”

“If You Give a Moose A Muffin”…..chances are you’ll need this trap to break the cycle and get rid of him.

So, um, do I need to trap all four legs of the moose with these?

“Made In China”… If the trap doesn’t kill you, the lead and melamine (in the cheese) will!

I never knew whipped chocolate cream dessert was so hard to catch!

Uh, your gonna need more than a beach towel to clean up the mess.

A Møøse once bit my sister …

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink”.

…Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…

EEEK! A moose!

Honey, look what the cat dragged home…!

I dunno. That might just piss the moose off.

Well yeah, but where will I dispose of it when I trap the moose?

My mother stands on a chair and screams when there’s meese in the house.

Come here, Obama! YOU TOO BIDEN! YOUR NOSES ARE MINE!

I could catch Alaska with this!

Second and third-place prizes in the U.S. Elections just aren’t nearly as good as for first… 🙂

It’s not so much the scampering that I mind; it’s the antler marks.

I should have known that my plants would attract meese!

I hate to kill the poor things, but I get so tired of finding their droppings everywhere.

Moose trap? I would love to see the moose that would trap!!!!

They have some really small mooses in France. Either that, or some gigantic sooris are running loose…

it seems a little cruel to have a trap for every hoof

Reminds me of an old joke:

The guy is sitting on a train when a weird old guy sits next to him with a giant mousetrap. He asks the guy why he has a giant mousetrap. He answers “The Bedouins use these to catch moose in the Sahara Desert.” The first guy says there are no moose in the Sahara Desert. The old man says “See? It works!”

😉

oh thank God the moose trap has helped with the squeaking mooses around my house at night

Can someone please point me at some disposable mooses so that I can try these out?

Now we finally catch moose and squirrel

The trap’s good… until Jerry found out that the trap wasn’t compatible for him, and that Mickey Moose was too big for the trap. Well, 3 mice took all of our cheese that were in stock in our fridge, and we couldn’t complete our sandwich for our grandma, then she could be angry and she’ll give us a hundred whips!