Right next to Transgender Estates…

Elves nowadays really aren’t what they used to be…

Troubleshooting:
If Rooter fails to build fairyland, please use enclosed speed powerful to build your own fairyland.

“Wow! My very own radio-controlled, fully functional, battery-operated, speed-powerful, Fairyland Rooter!… Thanks, Uncle Dick!”

Available exclusively at the Creep Shop

Interesting that night toys come in all shapes and sizes

I’m Michael Jackson, and I approve this message.

Michael Jackson used hundreds of these in the building of Neverland Ranch.

A great front-end loader to build a home for all of your rear-end loaders.

comes with special Hamster Extractor

Build a fairyland and receive a lawsuit from Ayumi Hamasaki, at an undetermined extra charge!

We have the rooter right here. Where is the hooter?

Because Fairyland wasn’t built in a day…

Not powerful, very powerful, powerful, ultra powerful, speed powerful.

Just the thing I need.

This is what the fairies have to resort to when kids refuse to clap at the end of Peter Pan.

Fairyland or otherwise, you’re going to have a hard time building it with the bucket installed upside-down…

do I need a special licence to operate your powerful rooter sweety?

If it takes an Advanced Driver to operate the radio controlled Rooter, I wonder what kind of a driver is needed to operate the real Diesel powered one…

Hmmm…I could use this at home, I’m in need of one of these myself.

Really? We still can’t see the word ‘fairy’ without going for the gay joke? It’s because of stuff like this that I will *never* take the internet home to meet my parents.

I guess even fairies have to get with the technology revolution; do they have tiny fairy jack hammers and concrete corers, too?

Because every little boy wants his own Fairyland.

this is how michael jackson got started. it was his first gift

Something you dont findin at Toys r us Kids

If front-end loader fails to work, fix grammar. If it continues to fail, flip over the scoop on front end of toy so it can actually pick stuff up.

A front-end loader for rear-end deliveries

Great for future macho men in the Navy

the perfect toy for transvestots.

oh baby full function and they forgot to mention fully poseable

Now I just have to get a barbie to drive it.

agh! i will use my monster truck to build a fairyland! mwahahahahaha!

Full function!

Aww damn, I’m not an advanced driver yet.

It’s fun to build at the Y M C A

That’s awfully selfish. Shouldn’t you build one for all your friends to enjoy?

if fails to build fairy land, call us at 1-800-FAIRY-LAND

I hear this is quite the sex toy in Australia.