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No more mystery meat…
Hello, IHM? Can you tell me what’s in this hot dog?
Photo courtesy of Clarence Chan.
Japanese says “Meat Information Hall/Center”,
so translation is not incorrect – but why an info center?
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I’ll meat you there. Wait for me at the Meet Market underground station.
We know PETA won’t be having their annual convention there…
The one day I forget my barbecue sauce, and look where we end up!
I think that signs a bunch of baloney. Someone was just trying to ham it up, thinking he’s some kind of hot dog. What kind of turkey puts something like that on a sign, anyway? Of course, whoever it was is too chicken to claim ownership! He’d probably just duck the press, anyway. I’m sure he’s off in some corner of the Market playing hide the salami….
A place where the wrong kind of person would just have to much fun here. By annoying everyone else.
The Information Hall of Meat: where the spies and the double agents report to after passing the bacon at the Meet Market
“Thank you for calling the Information Hall of Meat. If you’ve eaten Vienna Sausages, please hang up now and call the poison control center.”
Look carefully: the “meet market” is in the middle of the street. What the sign doesn’t tell you is that it’s just one filthy guy using a cardboard sign that’s actually spelled that way, 30 feet away from a deer-crossing sign.
Hall of Meat: do not lean against the walls.
Vegetarian Hell.
Information Hall of Meat is located inside the Meat Hall of Fame
Yeah, I have
Yeah, I have a question: last week I saw a truck that said “New Japanese Meat” — can you explain that?
Where does Spam fit into all of this?
It’s people! Soyrent green is…….
Alright, i’ll retire it for now.
Not to be confused with the Temple of Dairy down the street.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears…
Hi, um what exactly is in this McDonalds burger?
Sir, that is not meat, you’ll have to go to The guessing room of by-products.
I need to find the veggie room of answer.
We are Atkins friendly.
It’s right next to the Informational House of Pancakes.
Hello Market, how are you?
After rises in the price of glass, the owner of the Hall of Mirrors had to find a cheaper alternative…
With the amount of spam that I get on a daily basis, I won’t be giving this place my e-mail address… 🙂
Is the meet market where you go to find tube steaks
Located 6 feet from the Hall of Justice.
not the place to take the Vegan populace on Earth Day.
The Information Hall of Meat: all meet, no filler
Ya know we meat here and there. But it’s nice to have a meating place.
Hello, Mrs. Lovett? We’re here to investigate your meat pies…
Just don’t go to the room of special sauce….
An updated map of San Francisco.
Hey, they should build McDonalds near these!
I always meat her there