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I didn’t realize that was a requirement to rent Mr. Bently’s old apartment.
Excuse me, can you tell me which way I go to inquire if I am interesting?
If you don’t know whether you’re interesting, you’re not interesting enough to live here…
I bet the answer is going to be “No.”
Maybe if I wear my cool “Endless Despair” cap…
Quite an improvement over their “NO FAT CHICKS” sign.
I’ve always thought about renting celestial areas, but I’m not strange enough it seems
Clipit says: you are as boring as a drill bit!
If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know the answer.
“Arte Johnson – Office Attendant”
Outcome of space competition between the big countries.
You can trust the ever-unbiased office for a straight answer.
In case “the office” should feel you’re not interesting enough and thus unrighty of renting our space, you’ll receive our signature cap as a token.
The office stayed quiet. Does that mean I’m not interesting?
Interesting is in the eye of the beholder
Is staying up late playing loud music interesting enough?
Good news: Office knows all about you!
Bad news: They said to tell you “don’t bother”
Somehow, I suspect that creating controversial art isn’t the kind of “interesting” they’re looking for.
I was interesting and all I got was this lousy rental space…
you want to know if your interesting…. very interesting……
I remember when it was “The Final Frontier.”
Now it’s just for rent. Oh well, at least you have to be interesting.
X-Factor contestants need not apply…
I wouldn’t rent it… it used to be a Creep Shop.
The answer will probably still be no, but at least it breaks the monotony.
Boring people need not appry.
me: Office?
office: Yesssss
me: am i interesting?
office: nope
Well Ive been to all 50 states? No? Okay Ill find another space to rent.
i think of stamp collecting as a hobby am i in?
oh im very interesting.
I guess I’m not that interesting… maybe I shouln’t ask…
“Excuse me sir…. am I interesting enough?”
As pet shop boys would say, we were never being boring …
Make sure you dress up like Lady Gaga when hunting for a new place, or you will be homeless.
me: office… am i interesting????
office: hm? uh.. yea. actually… eh…
me: sigh. story of me life.
because if you are interesting they will display you in that space and sell you.
We only sell interest people! You no interest? You no good!
…talk to the kitchen if you are not…