I know what I want for Christmas…

Backyard Basketball just got ugly.

Wow, a basketball set which doubles up as a convulsing sex toy? Now you’re talking

I’m looking forward to completing my set with Seizure Football and Apoplectic Soccer.

They just grow up so fast these days…

Now featuring two ways to dribble…

Paramedics not included.

sorry, i dont like vigorously convulsive games. golf will do.

But at least its the new game of the children!

vigorous convulsing indeed

Epileptic Billy’s life just got interesting…

Please remove shoes before convulsing entered…

What happens in backyard basketball stays in backyard basketball.

that kid looks prity f ing serious

Spend an extra $50 and get our Epileptic Edition!

Convulsing enter- with TWO exclamation marks already.

Is that like like those cartoon characters with the flashing eyes that sent epileptics into seizure? (Or that Wang Chung clip Godley and Creme did that had the same effect.)

I approve this toy.

Comatose leave!

If you buy this product, then you better proceed a vigorous game. Otherwise, it looks like John Cena Jr. is gonna kick your ass.

But MOOOOOM, all the other kids are convulsing!

This “new sport game of the children” has proven to be surprisingly popular in Brixton… 😮

This truly is the new sport game of the children…back in my days we had enter, but we never had CONVULSIVE enter…

An enter to basketball guarenteed to be truly convulsing! 🙂
(Requires 75,000v 3-phase power supply. Battelies not incruded. :-p )

Dilantin prescription not included.

For those of you who thought you could only enjoy epilepsy with video games

“Look! He’s trying to throw the ball!”
“I think he’s having convulsions”

Flashing lights when you score!

WHAT DUECE IM COOL

Man that kid is my idol!!!!!

PALY WITH GREAT ERNEST!!!

Its the new sport for children because basketball doesn’t fly very well in a place where the tallest person is only 4 feet tall

If you do not have any of the children, you can pick them up in aisle 3.

Backyard “Convulsing” Basketball – Your guaranteed ticket into the BNA!

It’s comes with a DVD of Pokemon

Boy’s mom: Dear, if you keep making that ugly face it will freeze that way-oops, too late!

I wouldn’t mess with that kid…