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You mean I get a choice?!
Handicapped exploitable.
You can keep the old people. kthx
Aww, man. I got stuck with the hand-me-downs.
I know where Grandpa wants it!
Use me, abuse me, but never refuse me!
This sign found inside The Male Sex Bathroom…
So, according to the sign, we especially have to abuse handicapped people, elderly, children, and pregnant women
I feel so dirty and used…
Machiavellianism at its best.
They’ve met my ex-wife!!
“This sign found inside The Male Sex Bathroom…”
…At the Creep Shop
I’ll take the guy who’s already kinda bending over, thanks.
Have a use for Grandpa but not the kid
Doormats come in a variety of shapes and sizes!
Anyone who knows Japanese check my composition?
ã©ãªãŸã§ã‚‚ã”自由ã«ãŠä½¿ã„下ã•ã„ (this part seems to translate right)
ã¹ãƒƒãƒ‰ã‚リã¾ã™ (this one won’t!!)
ã©ãªãŸã§ã‚‚ã”自由ã«ãŠä½¿ã„下ã•ã„ = “Anyone can use freely” (lit. “Please anyone use freely”)
ã¹ãƒƒãƒ‰ã‚リã¾ã™ = “We have beds” I believe, but I am not sure of the context (lit: “there are beds”).
The person who sent in the photo did not specify exactly where it was located other than the town in Japan (which is Matsushima btw).
I’ll have a wheel chair and a pregnant lady thanks
Take advantage of the elderly and handicapped.
ã©ãªãŸã§ã‚‚ã”自由ã«ãŠä½¿ã„下ã•ã„。Sign states that anyone is allowed to use something (presumably a restroom). Google’s translation: “Anyone please feel free to use.†Systran/Babelfish gives “Anyone please uses freely.†ベッドã‚ã‚Šã¾ã™ does indeed mean that there are beds… perhaps a hotel or capsule hotel?
Diaper changing beds perhaps?
Umm.. the one on the far right has already been used.
Gives ‘All Access Pass’ a whole new meaning!
Remember, anyone makes a good hostage!
I’ll take the little one there.
You can brush my hair! Undress me everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!
I was hoping to use everyone!
Yes Please Use Me!!
Sorry, these are the pre-used modles…. but they’re almost brand new!
i hope the lady is sold separately…
i would like to order one hot single male teen please!
So we can even use oru family?
Looks like heaven for the sexual deviants- you can get grannies, kids, pregnant women and the handicapped!
That’s how the one on the right got pregnant.
the completely handicapped, the some what decrepid, pedophiles and underage pregnant teens–we forgot the pic of the kid in the pretty helmet didn’t we?
Ill take the skier and the fat chick !!
….except non-pregnant women. We recently ran out, you see….
Where’s the icon for female supermodels?
I’ll take the one on the far left with the huge a$$.
Or is she just sitting on an exercise ball?
from left to right:
handicapped, pole dancers, Michael Jackson, pregnant women
Some of them want to use you,
some of them want to be used by you…
i think the woman on the far right has already been used
I’ll take the one-legged of the olders, please
the woman on the far right used to be thin a few months ago..
“Everybody’s looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you”
I’ll take the blonde with the big boobs
Well, I know I can get arrested for the third one, so I’ll take my chances with the three others.
how about one of each?
how about one of each?
how about one of each? oh… you’re out? umm…then… anyone. I can use anyone, right?
whaa sweet dreams are made of this!!