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They have to say ‘all aboard’ about 4-5 times…
posted on 29 Oct 2008 in Transportation
The train runs a little slower than the other ones…
Photo courtesy of David Federman.
Found in Kyoto, Japan.
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The passenger cars are shorter than the “Normal Train.”
The Special Conductor stamps tickets, gives hugs, and tells passengers “Good job!” when they manage to keep their helmet on.
they serve fresh food here in reference to the last post.
“ALL ABOARD! ALL… wha? No, Jeffy, you may not ride on the roof. ALL AB… No, Jeffy, this does not make you a board. ALL ABOARD! That means ‘get on now’ Suzy.”
Hockey helmets to the left, windowlickers to the right.
The trains runs a little slower than the other ones.
Next carriage: Soul Train.
Well, they couldn’t call it the Orange Blossom Special because that name is taken. Maybe the Cherry Blossom Special?
@Eric G — I am gonna ‘steal’ your comment for the main caption – it is an obvious winner!
Featuring padded walls, no sharp objects…
For those of you who missed the Short Bus.
Yay!!! It’s not stealing, it’s permanently borrowing without the owners consent.
I got kicked off the short bus for being too “special.”
“My conductor says I’m special!”
So that’s the train Ozzy was singing about!
Transportation to and from the train provided by: The little yellow bus (Scooby Doo backpacks included).
Now come on in, I’ve got this nice jacket for you to wear
its a special train for secial people
Next stop MTV Studios!
So is this train repeading the 3ed grade for the fith time, or did it go to college 6 years early?
At long last, Virgin Trains have decided to be a little more honest about themselves… 😉
At least they used the politically correct term.
i rode that train before! the jackets were cozy and they put a smiley on my head! XD
they play a movie every day at 3 todays movie Rain Man
ajenecks favourite roket ship yay
now all on for teh institutes
I hear that Barack has a bowling alley on this train
When you get to the station make sure to get on the special bus
the place where the special-ed kids go for a field trip
These “special trains” are actually special services, or maybe even historic specials. There’s nothing too funny about them-you shouldn’t miss them, either.
Window licking encouraged!