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Or you could use the door on the right…
posted on 8 Oct 2008 in Signs
Too bad Kool Aid man thinks running low on sugar is an ’emergency’…
Photo courtesy of ‘elfpoo’.
Found in Okayama, Japan.
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Robocop in action!
Seriously, I just have to print that one out and put it on my wall in my office !
*INSERT DONKEY KONG HERE*
If you have played the Subspace Emissary in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, you WILL get that joke.
i should be able to get through with some broccoli and baked beans. 😉
Rock, Paper, Scissors!
then brace yourself for a long drop.
Bring On the WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suicide tendence? Then do it without hessistation!
In an effort to cut back on construction costs, the emergency exits were the first to go.
Oh My,…a wall
….so finally i broke the wall, it turns out i was on a japanese game show!!……………and i won.
When in danger, our inner super-strength will be unleashed.
Wow, they don’t kid around at karate dojos.
..by using the handle above.
the unsuspecting wall is totally oblivious to the signs’ evil plan…
I’ll take my chances with the elevator.
…but first look in the security camera and give a thumbs up that would be awes…erm required.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need an emergency to break walls
they also used this sign on the great wall of china lol
much harder to break through though
try to barge dis, you would probably:
A: break your shoulder and dislocate your arm
B: break through and splat your body onto the ground
C: If you have a parachute remember to cut off the cord with a knife before you jump.
D: you will choose not to barge, save your shoulder but not save yourself from burning into ash.
In all of these ppl should have fun
DO TRY THIS AT HOME!
we went to the door on the right but the sign said ‘keep door closed at all times’….. guess we’d best start braking then
i noe wad u mean by brake. it means u go to the door then brake it wif a car
Apparently you recieve a free Sledgehammer when you purchase a room for two nights.
Am I the one driving this wall?
With your bare hands
They don’t make prisons like they used to…
why use a door when you can make a door!
The only wall with wheel lock prevention
In case of stupidity make sign
if not an emergency you will be billed accordingly
…Have a nice day, and don’t hit your head on the way out!
The walls are actually breakable in Japanese office buildings. Just run through it like a Japanese game show.
Warning: Hammer not included.
“Oh noooo!”
Uhhh … this translation is correct and in perfect English. You’re fired, elfpoo.
I wonder if I am strong enough.
This sign was installed by two Italian plumbers, looking for a mushroom or flower.
You don’t understand, I get driven UP the wall, not through it.
dont know why, but the same words are written in Japanese
Screeeeeeech! Wall coming through!!! (crash)
ahh crap, at the bottom it says “indisstrucktable”
I’ll use this convenient hole in the floor instead of breaking my legs! (Also who ever is going around downing people’s captions needs to get a life.)
Were on the 7th story!
Directions:
1: Make use of our sign.
2: Bang head.
3: Step out area of nice air in wall
4: Land
5: Have a nice day!
In case of failure
1: Run to near opening.
2: Open
3: Jump out. Have nice day.
4: Break leg.
Remember, if said wall is used for emergency, be kind and replace
where is superman when you need him!
…because the wall is going entirely too fast.
In case of emergency after the braking of the wall for emergency, taking of the door to the being left of the wall is greatly.
It’s a lost cause, all of you trying to top the “coolaid man” comment the guy who submitted the picture left with it. “Ohhh yeaaahhhhh!!”