Not even at The Lion King…

dont u have to first be admitted to be unadmitted?

Drinks of color will not STAND for this unadmission

I suppose Courvoisier is out of the question, let alone Gin & Juice.

No Watermelon shots?!!!!

So the black russian is unadmitted, but the white russian is okay?

For the last time, regular milk, not chocolate milk!!!

Man, The White Milk’s always keeping me down!

Signboard kindly sponsored by the Tap Water Association

Newsflash: filming and photography takes away people’s right to be intellectual

slimy but satisfying

Flash is strictly prohibited? But this is a strip club…

Filming and taking photos of actors is very dangerous for them…

I told you, Simba, PUT IT AWAY! You have been unadmitted.

you DRINKISTS!!!

The National Association for the Advancement of Colored Drinks are Boycoting this show.

I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE INTELLECTUAL!

good thing i like to drink white wine. not UNADMITTED.

we can bring knife, time bomb, hand grenade, for only flash is strictly forbidden.

Vodka is admitted, no?

EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL BEVERAGES!!!!

keep your clothes on

now there’s even racism in the beverage world…

I’m a put my champipple under my shirt, whitebread.

Because they don’t want people getting coloured drink stains on Simba’s costume, which probably cost a trillion dollars to make. 🙂

yes, we are racist..even with the liquids

no wonder racists are sissies… they only drink milk!

Whites & sprite get in free!!!
(I made a rhyme AND a funny!!!)

No seriously — my name is Coffee — want to check my passport?

This must be a sign at a Trump rally: racist and anti-intellectual.