Under Ground Car Fragrance

Under Ground Car Fragrance

posted on 15 Sep 2008 in Transportation

 

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Found at an auto parts store in Tokyo.  

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Benny
Benny
16 years ago

Smells like a lemon to me…

Dangevin
Dangevin
16 years ago

Hey, it smells JUST LIKE the London Underground!

Benny
Benny
16 years ago

Uncool guy has school bus fragrance…

Dangevin
Dangevin
16 years ago

All the cool guys’ cars in High School smelled like beer…

Dangevin
Dangevin
16 years ago

I’ve been waiting for such car fragrance! No longer must my sedan smell like hot vinyl and my gym bag.

Dangevin
Dangevin
16 years ago

…I certainly smell the pecolo, but I think it’s overpowering the scroll…

Dangevin
Dangevin
16 years ago

Cologne d’Auto: Just dab a little under the hood and your Ford Taurus will turn into a guaranteed babe magnet!

Dangevin
Dangevin
16 years ago

Warranteed for 3 years / 30,000 farts.

Benny
Benny
16 years ago

Formaldehyde: when pheromones just aren’t enough.

Ellen
Ellen
16 years ago

I won’t date any guy who doesn’t have that new car smell. Maybe my standards are too high, but you never know what you’re getting when you date used.

Shuaib
Shuaib
16 years ago

Under Ground since 2001 – Over ground prior to 2001 – Middle ground in between these periods

J-Luke
J-Luke
16 years ago

For such a fragrance I’d rather wait above ground…

gtss
gtss
16 years ago

yep – I made that one….
*rolls down window*

Meli
Meli
16 years ago

The only time you’ll hear the cool guys talking about a scroll…

coffeebot
coffeebot
16 years ago

better check the expiration date

theillien
theillien
16 years ago

keep it on the D-L

Nyna
Nyna
16 years ago

Sheesh, where’d they dig this up?

coffeebot
coffeebot
16 years ago

“…where’d they dig this up?”

quote: Found at an auto parts store in Tokyo.

Nyna
Nyna
16 years ago

So they dug it up from under the ground at the auto parts store, gotcha. =P And a good age too…2001!

MidoriSkyJT
MidoriSkyJT
16 years ago

Can’t get enough of that new car smell, eh?

ninja
ninja
16 years ago

i like the smell of car in the morning

nick
nick
16 years ago

Hmm Underground Car Smell, Probably just a bottle of Petroleum

Joseph
Joseph
15 years ago

Made with the finest motor oil and antifreeze!

jon
jon
15 years ago

well if cool guy has it…

Boston
Boston
15 years ago

After working up & bottling such a unique fragrance, I bet he was exhausted.

DieselDragon
15 years ago

Conclusive proof: Transport for London’s line in souveniers is starting to go a *little* over the top… :-p

F
F
15 years ago

My dad stuck to Amour All and little cardboard trees on the rear-view– if that smell was good enough for him, it’s good enough for ME, dadgummit!

Rebecca
Rebecca
15 years ago

Cool guy smells like my muffler. Now you do too. Nice.

Obviously these guys must be underground to make stuff like this. I think I’ll be waiting quite awhile before I buy your eau-de-gasoline.

Amy
Amy
15 years ago

For all those Necropheliacs out there…

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

I would wait for such a “rar” fragrance? No, I’d think I’d lose patience and go for something more comun.

Alik
Alik
15 years ago

So does that mean it smells like a cool guy that’s been buried under ground since 2001?

Random person...
Random person...
15 years ago

Only THAT cool guy has it…

Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
15 years ago

Rich rar car smell does cool guy has? Under car oil smell shi cool dude.

Kimgiggly79
Kimgiggly79
15 years ago

the sexy smell of carbon monoxide

Rags
15 years ago

Now available at your local Subway.

Rags
15 years ago

The fragrance for metrosexuals.

kissy
kissy
15 years ago

a perfume and car fragrance in one! so efficient! Rar!

Ghost08
Ghost08
15 years ago

yeah well underground car smell is just a fancy terminology–it smells like a used lot in here take me home.

Nick
Nick
15 years ago

And I Have RV Toilet Fragrance, But I Dont Sell It In Bottles And Make Millions. Oh Wait, Thats A Good Idea.

Felix
Felix
15 years ago

Gives new meaning to “eau de toilette” or “odor toilette”…

justice
justice
15 years ago

so THAT’S how they get that new car smell! :0

ohmified
ohmified
15 years ago

All the cool guy has it…

Deborah
Deborah
15 years ago

from the makers of: 9/11/01

Kregener
Kregener
15 years ago

All cool guy has jar of fragrance…

Ken Story
Ken Story
15 years ago

still looks like water

Janina
Janina
14 years ago

I LOVE rar!!

Humalien
Humalien
14 years ago

so THIS is what a chop shop smells like!

Russ
Russ
14 years ago

David Hasselhoff Car Fragrance!

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