Under Ground Car Fragrance

Smells like a lemon to me…

Hey, it smells JUST LIKE the London Underground!

Uncool guy has school bus fragrance…

All the cool guys’ cars in High School smelled like beer…

I’ve been waiting for such car fragrance! No longer must my sedan smell like hot vinyl and my gym bag.

…I certainly smell the pecolo, but I think it’s overpowering the scroll…

Cologne d’Auto: Just dab a little under the hood and your Ford Taurus will turn into a guaranteed babe magnet!

Warranteed for 3 years / 30,000 farts.

Formaldehyde: when pheromones just aren’t enough.

I won’t date any guy who doesn’t have that new car smell. Maybe my standards are too high, but you never know what you’re getting when you date used.

Under Ground since 2001 – Over ground prior to 2001 – Middle ground in between these periods

For such a fragrance I’d rather wait above ground…

yep – I made that one….
*rolls down window*

The only time you’ll hear the cool guys talking about a scroll…

better check the expiration date

keep it on the D-L

Sheesh, where’d they dig this up?

“…where’d they dig this up?”

quote: Found at an auto parts store in Tokyo.

So they dug it up from under the ground at the auto parts store, gotcha. =P And a good age too…2001!

Can’t get enough of that new car smell, eh?

i like the smell of car in the morning

Hmm Underground Car Smell, Probably just a bottle of Petroleum

Made with the finest motor oil and antifreeze!

well if cool guy has it…

After working up & bottling such a unique fragrance, I bet he was exhausted.

Conclusive proof: Transport for London’s line in souveniers is starting to go a *little* over the top… :-p

My dad stuck to Amour All and little cardboard trees on the rear-view– if that smell was good enough for him, it’s good enough for ME, dadgummit!

Cool guy smells like my muffler. Now you do too. Nice.

Obviously these guys must be underground to make stuff like this. I think I’ll be waiting quite awhile before I buy your eau-de-gasoline.

For all those Necropheliacs out there…

I would wait for such a “rar” fragrance? No, I’d think I’d lose patience and go for something more comun.

So does that mean it smells like a cool guy that’s been buried under ground since 2001?

Only THAT cool guy has it…

Rich rar car smell does cool guy has? Under car oil smell shi cool dude.

the sexy smell of carbon monoxide

Now available at your local Subway.

The fragrance for metrosexuals.

a perfume and car fragrance in one! so efficient! Rar!

yeah well underground car smell is just a fancy terminology–it smells like a used lot in here take me home.

And I Have RV Toilet Fragrance, But I Dont Sell It In Bottles And Make Millions. Oh Wait, Thats A Good Idea.

Gives new meaning to “eau de toilette” or “odor toilette”…

so THAT’S how they get that new car smell! :0

All the cool guy has it…

from the makers of: 9/11/01

All cool guy has jar of fragrance…

still looks like water

I LOVE rar!!

so THIS is what a chop shop smells like!

David Hasselhoff Car Fragrance!