Strawberries for the terrorists…

And then he had a nice strawberry sundae and a good beating.

Oh, those fruity Taliban!

“The Taliban is ”Berry” cooperative in interviews.”

He demanded his freedom and/or a fruit parfait.

…You’ll find his finger in this strawberry bag.

terrorists leaving banana peels, what’s this world coming to?

Flip side: “Help, they’re holding me in a Korean gift bag factory…”

It seems that no matter what topic we’re on, it always comes back the the Taliban.

And tomorrow he will have some blueberries and an interrogation!

Nothing is as refreshing on a steamy hot summer day in Kabul than a juicy, red strawberry.

Warning : The strawberries may contain anthrax

But all I wanted to do was make you a shake why are you pointing a gun at my head?

@engrishwebmaster : In order to choose my obedience thank you. I incite.

Hey Mr. Taliban, tali me banana.

the other two were let go with warnings of being made into jam if they ever came back……..

Next, a tornado delivers a blast of fruitylicious flavors of orange, cherry and cherry-orange, just follow your nose and stay tuned to Strawberry news network.

“Open the bank vault or i’ll shoot this terrorist!”

strawberries : they’re a blast 😀

HEY- BIN LADEN you got some seeds in your teeth

Hurry up and kill them–my toast is boring!!

Strawberry Shortcake said to Plum Pudding, “I don’t think we’re in Strawberryland anymore.” Then a guard clubbed her over the head with the butt of his rifle and shot Custard dead.

@adr: I had a better one, then I read your pun and my brain exploded. Now I hate you forever.

But I still voted you thumbs up.

Two things that go oh so nicely together- Strawberries and Terrorism! Every box contains a special little packet of anthrax!

Thank god the Taliban don’t want all the Oranges otherwise I’d probably never be the same.

tastes like terrorism…

Tiny Tangy Crunchy Taliban
Now I can suspect to Strawberry Shortcake

The person typing this was trying to watch FOX NEWS and type

CIA plants!

Wait, there was a Taliban among the hostages?!

For a limited time extra gihad in every bag!

Frankenberry joined the Taliban?!!?!?

too late! they shot it allready

“Oh Peppermint Fizz, Wyh are you Holding hostages.”

“Cayse they have a better Strawberry Gardern, Strawberry Shortcake!”

I love it when you can spend all day just trying to figure out what they were trying to say.

It looks to me like they just wanted a chunk of English text, and didn’t really care what it said, and grabbed a chunk of text from a news story. Unfortunately, they happened to grab a particularly bad chunk of text….

Because terrorists enjoy fresh fruit too….

suicide bomber strawberries OH NOES!

They gave these shirts out at Gitmo in an ongoing effort to change the image from one of fear to one of flavorful fruity goodness.

or

this is a second run of these shirts, the first one featured falafel but red just sells better

or

Overheard at Gitmo:

“Does this banana split taste funny to you?”
“Yeah, the ‘strawberry sauce’ is a little off… I wonder what the secret ingredient is.”

Strawberry flavored heads.

This is what happens when Al-Quida meets Candy Land…

on a message interview, he said he wanted a straberry sundae…if it is not delivered in an hour, or if it’s too runny, he’ll kill the hostages…

Osama bin Laden really likes his strawberries, you see…

pssst… I think bin laden is hiding in japan… in a clothing factory

I thought they all signed up for 72 cherries??

The taliban is gettin lazy with there “secret” messages

This communique just in from Kandahar province, where a vicious group of strawberries are holding several hostages. A sound recording has been released. [grainy sound recording]
“I have two messages. One, for the love of Allah get me out of here! These delicious red infidels are threatening to convert me to jam! Two, death to Amerika!”

DIE, EVIL STRAWBERRIES! (I never liked you anyway)

Searching the internet with the text on the bag produced this news article: http://joongangdaily.joins.com/article/view.asp?aid=2878620

Looking at the first two lines of the article, I’m guessing that’s where they got it.

and they said “what’s a strawberry? Is that a straw in a berry? I’m so confused. I just eat dirt and live in a cave.”