Order the unexpected pizza…

Let’s try eat delivery predictable taste.

Let’s try leave without paying the bill.

Finally I can eat pizza without having to take that pesky valium.

Well, you have to try everything once…

I can also drink whiskey and southern comfort
without feeling anything anymore.

One with mushrooms and double prozac, please.

Nobody knows true Italian taste like the Japanese.

Delivery various taste: Sweaty vinyl, pine-scented air freshener and just a hint of lint.

Tastes different every time.

Our specialty: magic mushroom pizza!

Let’s try grammar.

At first I was feeling anxiety but now i’m just going to try taste!

I can’t stop wondering what I’m supposed to not be “feeling anxiety anything” about.

No more Wal-Mart pizza for me anymore!

The anxiety begins when you’re in the crapper

What is this? Bertie Bott’s every flavor pizza?

i try eat…. i fail

Eat and feel nothing. You died…

plz, dont hesitate to eat the pizza….

Tomorrow let’s try eat burger and various fries!

let’s try how long live after eat pizza.

Only Italians can taste this pizza. Everyone else tastes nothing.

what part of the tongue can taste ‘various’?

But is still Pizza, right?

“Various” should be like “Umami”…

…Also, how’s the Italian taste? It must be different from other people’s taste, since they eat so much pasta.

I try eat, but I feel panic attack everything.

predictable pizza with strange origin soda..

finally they deliver various taste. I hate drive go Japanese Italian Pizzeria for various taste.

No thanks, I had comfortably for lunch.

“Honey, make sure you order it with no anchovies and no anxiety!”

you go try it first.. i’m anxious to eat it, but i’m curious about the various taste, what?various taste in every bite? also, i have eaten “tasty” but what’s comfortably taste like?

We don’t list ingredients for your peace if mind. Eat it!

Will try eat to pizza if can. Pizza varies goodness. Want srice?

“No, you don’t want to know whats in it.” – Store Manager

I always order the Italian taste, i hate anchovies

tastes just like real Italians.

Garcon,

I ordered the Chicken Strangetaste! Where is my Chicken Strangetaste?!

Now that’s a relief I know I am not stealing Don Corleone’s order…

Ay faaahhhgeet aboout it

No see, the pizza tastes italien, but the delivery person…What i’m saying is, they vary.

But if you’re married make sure ‘tasty’ and ‘comfortably’ dont tell your wife.

NO i will not try eat. I do not trust taste of Italians.
no comfortable with this

can i get a siliva pizza

looks Italian tastes like sh*t

Leave your anxiety at the door and let’s try eat.

After the success of their “Every-Flavored Beans”, Bertie Botts next product wasn’t quite so hot…

SIDE EFFECTS MAY VARY

RESULTS ARE VARIETY IF NOT ITALIAN TASTES INSANE

MMM…. Anasthesia anchovies…