Keep your eye on my ball…

did i forget to mention we are aliens trying out our human technology?

…good sense if you don’t want to have children after the big soccer match.

Darwin Awards, here we come.

our biggest organ… the obvious humor in this is actually just as ignorant as the text itself. our biggest organ is our skin. I wonder what that ball is made of?

“Makes for some interesting contact sports…” Apparently men won’t be playing this contact sport. Though it would be interesting to see the stadium filled with fans wince everytime contact was made.. We’ll call it, the IRL (International Roshambo League)

These guys have no concept when it comes to writing good-sense slogans…

@Glunter: My thoughts exactly.

SKIN BALL!!!!!!

IT’S PEOPLE! alien soccer ball is made out of PEOPLE!

Ask those soccer players and they will tell you that their biggest organ is not the skin.

To: Aliens
From: Human race
And yes we’re still clueless about the concept of you but it made sense to skin one of us just to show our appreciation for your big organs.

Glunter’s right – skin is the biggest organ, so I guess it IS still good sense.

If it meets any OTHER organ, you’re going to need a trip to the ER…

More of a comment thatn a caption: I thought you could’nt start a word with ヂ…

Hey coffeebot, that’s my line.

But you still can’t touch the ball with your hands.

Asbduhas: I think you’re thinking of the fact that it’s unusual to make the “ji” sound with “chi” instead of “shi.” It’s still done with certain words, though.

It’s amazing how this can make such good sense even without a concept… Hey, I know. Let’s print that on our ball!

…I think I’ll just watch this one from the stands…

Eric G, you can use that line next of a time

Even good concept but still no sense.

OW! My two second-biggest organs!

…and don’t bother posting what the actual second largest organ is. I don’t care. This is a comedy site, not an encyclopedia of medical knowledge.

My biggest organ is the pipe organ in the basement of the opera house.

Gives you the solution to wanting to kick someone’s “balls”…

Aaaaw, it’s deflated. Someone must have put a prick in it.

sounds like fun! =p
no, not really..sounds quite painful, but i wouldn’t know…

If some alien race wanted to impress us with their human technology, a soccer ball is a miserable start. Got anything GOOD?

I don’t want that ball being kicked anywhere near my organ.

*Takes out a piano*

HELLZ YEA, SOCCER WITH MA ORGAN!!!

Looks photoshopped… Look around the edges of the letters…

no it doesnt

“Even no concept, just good sense” for some reason sounds more like curling to me.

BTW arubin is right, look at the glare in the letters. Besides, this Engrish seems too weird and random.

Soylent Soccer….

Let’s see here: you have a chance to experiment on your “largest organ” with alien technology, and you’re going to tell the aliens in question it’s your skin? Hello–the president’s a man.

Too bad human technology hasn’t reached a translator…

Sounds like they’re implying it’s a condom.
They do say it goes onto my biggest organ.
No wonder they call it a “skin” in rugby.

Well, at least they’re admitting they have no concept.

They’re catering to certain ‘biggest organs’. I mean it is a soccer ball. Soccel Barrl hits biggest orlgan, sport barlls do that sometimes.

Technology name : Organ harvester
Race of Origin : Organator
Disguise as : Human balls
Function : To harvest all human organs starting from the biggest to the smallest when human play with their balls.

Don’t Worry! The label on the side says “Soft Touch”!

This priceless soccer is made by state-of-the-art Japanese human technology into order to bang into your biggest organ to your maximum pleasure and joy!

Time to upgrade to Soccer Balls, You will soon be bending them like Beckham, too!

if someone wonders what the japanese says… it’s just the brand joerex…

Not my squeedaley spoooch!!! Damn this human technorogy

Hmm, those asian sweatshops must be serving HERB-al tea these days.

And another “Hmm” : I need a job….

This ball gives “soccer madness” a whole new meaning…

Don’t let your dog get a hold of it…..

Didn’t I have a son beore the game?

Oh my God that hurt! Just let me lay here for a minute. Oh, my poor organ!

Resistance is futile.

There were many groin shots in soccer that day…

Isn’t the biggest organ the Skin? If we go for internal organ, it’s the liver, which seems even more painful.

Your biggest organ is your skin. Now please get your smallest organ(your head) out of the gutter. 😛