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Just past sneeze vestibule…
posted on 14 Sep 2008 in Chinglish
If you’ve reached asthma court, you’ve gone too far…
Photo courtesy of Mark Ford.
Found at a hotel in Beijing, China.
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Where I spend my coughey break.
I can’t quite figure out what that first pictogram says…
More specifically, it used to be the “congestion corner” – but the smokers felt discriminated against.
Conveniently located across from “Lozenges-R-Us.”
The person who made this sign was a real hack.
You know, it’s normally so quiet you can hear a cough drop.
We hold meetings there – always very productive.
You don’t see it? Just turn your head…
90 degrees of pure phlegm.
Also known as smoking room…
@Dangevin: We don’t need to make our own captions anymore since you have enough to say for all of us.
..don’t forget to try our phlegm beds.
Don’t forget to cover your mouth!
Looks like the opera house finally decided to do something about those audience members who hack throughout the performance.
spittoon corner is next to cough corner
not to be sneezed at
Now appearing at Cough Corner: Weezer!
free case of SARS with entry!
Not really a caption, but I sent a picture just like this except it said:
“Lounge for the weak”
Too bad it came out to blurry for quality standards.
They should have just gone the whole way and called it the cancer corner.
no, no-sneeze is the other way !
where’s the spit corner?
All right! Let’s smork!!!
Just at the end of the wheezy walkway.
Ahem.
… but first you have to cross the Vomit Pond Bridge…
I REALLY don’t want to see Splooge Island….
Cough Corner is in direct competition with Loogey Lounge. (Actually, “cough corner” is a little more subtle than the nickname given to my company’s outdoor shelter for smokers: the “butt hut”.)
sneeze room is down the hall
This is where the sick get sent for a time out
Check in with Typhoid Mary the receptionist.
okay so stand here and turn your head….
Look to your left.
only area where you could cough…harsh…
Cough corner has a great view of Mt. Wannahocalugi
Where can I sneeze?
Which way to fart plaza?
is that like a foregn waiting room?
learn to hold your cough if you’re going there.
go die in the corner!