Bad vibes man…

S-t-o-p s-h-a-a-a-a-k-i-n-g m-e-e-e-e!

It’s a reverberation violation.

Yeah, shopping just makes me mad…

Everyone knows pain and pleasure go well together…

WIFE: *thinks to self* Hmmm, wonder what this V setting is foO-O-O-R-R-R-?-?

I didn’t mean to hit you, I was vibrating!

Batteries not included.

…for Jimmy, it wasn’t the horror of Dad’s daily rants, it was the vibration of his voice rattling the window
window
window
window *musical dramatic stab*

~Singing~ Bad bad bad bad vibrations

This shop is a bad girl’s dream (or is it nightmare!)

The adult toy for the battered woman.

Aw… that hurts!!
But keep going honey!!

The Japanese translation for “Spidey senses”.

@ Nyna: I wasn’t hitting you, I was reestablishing my personal space!

assault and battery included

New! with every beating–a happy ending!

Free siezure with every purchase.

I’m pickin’ up violence vibrations.
She’s giving me lacerations

I guess this bag is earthquake-proof…

We better bag the “give peace a chance” idea

Don’t vibrate me… you won’t like me when I’m vibrated.

I am so Shakey! XDD

someone SAVE ME!! In a while tho–yeah in a while
wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-a-a-a-a.

Sheesh – I won’t cut her off in line!

dont make me angry, you wouldnt l-l-l-ike m-m-m-me when im a-a-a-a-angr-y-y-y-y

how did that get in here?

Don’t be violent or I’ll shake you!!!

for that nasty little b*tch of a vibrator you own.

shaken canvas syndrome?

I’ll take 2

That old bag was shakin’ after I was finished with her.