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You should see my enui-wee
Strong fragile man… meet soft hardened woman.
I like a man who’s not afraid to show his sad.
I’m a shirt who sees past double-standards.
Your sad is fabulous, you disgusting pig.
My happy is not as good.
This is where Depresso comes in handy.
Hey! is this shirt comming onto me?
Oh fine, but women cant be sexy fragile?! Maybe its NOT love…..
Clothes don’t make the man-they just make the man wonder if it’s okay to cry.
Sluts love sadness…
You’re calling THIS fragile?
Thanks but.. I just wanted to wear this shirt.
maybe this sadness is love….but i’m not so sure…….
Unrequited love is… your t-shirt on the floor?!
I’ll sasy there’s a double-standard! The last time I showed a woman my sad she screamed and called the police!
Emo love
maybe, not….
So, she wants to be the one to make him sad for the rest of his life?
“Double standard” is right. Women say they want a fragile strong man, but they only go out with jerks.
Can I put it in the washing machine or not?
An unfinish__
everything about this is genius. we are in the presence of an engrish master.
*sob*
I’m sad…make me sex please…
Advertising at its finest.
I love the “a__”
I go to great lengths to buy these clothes because they’re double standard. Not simple, but double! And I collect haiku poems, too…
Masochistic / submissive men wanted.
Emo lovers of the world, unite!
photo courtesy of Tom Kenny? like the voice of Spongebob?
Machine wash gentle.
if you think my sad is sexy , you should see me when i’m ecstatic
Maybe a what? I MUST KNOW!
New country song: “She thinks my sad is sexy!”
Is that your double standard in your pocket, or are you just sad to see me?
lol @ “your sadness is very sexy”. :))
this would be a good time for Disinfect
sadness always does wonders for the libido……..
a__ ‘Please fill in the blank’
To maybe… or not to maybe…… is that maybe the question?
oh! you’re so hot when you’re sad! i just wanna___
First one of them called it my happy, now they are calling it my sad. I really gotta stop forgetting to zip up.
She must’ve not seen many sads before if she thinks my sad is sexy!
I like to think of myself as a strong fragile man. I also like to think of myself as a gigantic midget.
I wear my heart on my sleeve.. and my sad on my button fly…
So sad and sadness are twins?
a___
SM stuff for sick ppl.
wonder what she feels about my deranged.
Is my sad sexy, too?….
It’ IS true, my sad always makes women wonder about love… what a__…