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A gas pass?
you breakfart, you buyfart.
voucher void after breakfart
Voucher void after LAUNCH!
‘Cause “breakwind” just wasn’t eye-catching enough.
Um…what if you lost your voucher?
…but remind the person you’re presenting the voucher to to cover their nose. PLEASE!
“You have to hold it until your on break.”
Carbon credits.. nuff said.
sort of like a get out of jail free card
present voucher before SUFFER!
if no you voucher, prease to move end of line…rittle farther…. rittle farther….
or else…you’re not allowed to go inside for “all you can eat beans buffet”
or else…you’re not allowed inside for “all you can eat BEANS buffet”
written at the back of voucher.
Breathe at your own Risk….Enjoy your meal.
Yum! Rotten eggs and ham.
We mean it, stinky!
I just had beans……I might need a few of these.
How clever! A cap-and-trade system for methane gas emissions.
we serve beans!
Do we have to get a belching pass, too?
Breakfart; the healthiest meal of the day.
Aww, but what if I don’t have one….?
Room No. ou/si/de
Date Issued: now
Issued by: next breakfart
if you want breakfart you must pay 700 breakfart coins!!!!
After Voucher is received, you will be permitted……..
We have voucher for breakfart; you capitalist running dogs must PAY for it in America.
Hey, at least we’ve been allowed to take a break….
hmm, maybe ill try the assair bar for breakfart
how much permission do you need before you shart cuz i…never mind
I think I’ll go on a fart to lose some weight.
Breakfart is the most important meal of the day, so eat your pooty pebbles
No lumps please!
Aww man. They ALMOST had it here. ALMOST. *sigh*
Cant wait till lunch!
Can I have a dinnfart?
Please? 3:
wahhh! i have to give the voucher to you before every time i fart? xD
Do you have punch cards? Cuz, one voucher…I mean……
See the manager at the front desk to replace a lost or stolen voucher. You may be required to leave a larger deposit.
You always have to break a fart to leave a hotel before reservation ends…
but please dont break wind at lunch!
They probably won’t let you get close enough after …
FAQ’s:
Q: Can I get free refills?
A: Limit 1 fart per voucher.
Q:If everyone in my party needs to fart at the same time, do we all need vouchers, or can we just use one?
A: Each customer must present one voucher.
Q: Do you offer a bulk discount?
A: You can get a season pass for $50 which entitles you to unlimited gas.
Q: Would it be possible to get a member of the waitstaff to pull my finger?
A: Yes, for a nominal fee.
because breakfart is the most important meal of the day!!
Breakfart comes with cough-fee!
Voucher is part of this balanced Breakfart!
a breakfart bean burrito. yummers.
I remember! the voucher was for Gas-x
soooooooooo…….-_- do you eat the breakfart???
Breakfart is the most important passing of the day!