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See the temporary Salvation Army Band exhibit…
“Now we shall emptyeth the holy spit valve…”
And to your left we can see the tuba that was once played by Pope Leo XII in 1825!
I hear in the gift shop they have a “pastor playing a tuba” keychain-so when you hit the button it plays the brown noise.
The Lord BREATHES you already
You should hear the choir practice…
What! I thought this was the bag-pipe church…
And the Lord rose an octave into the heavens…
Tongue the note! Its gotta sound heavenly not flatulent!
Tuba church? Oh well, it still makes more sense than Scientology!
to your right, the collection of tubas left to rust on the battlefield. to your left, the rest of the low brass instruments, which can just kiss my brass. BTW, on the third day, God ascended four octaves above a piano, and sitteth at thine right hand of thy father, who played the tenor saxophone in a large marching band that angels were marching in
church blows…
Pastor: John Phillip Sousa
And the organ is out like Moses out of Egypt.
next to the trumpet chapel
It’s a family friendly place! (No sax and violins…)
EVERYONE has a church!
Because when it comes to brass instruments, the TUBA is omnipotent.
And God calls the tune.
atleast you know when mass is in session
do threy have a lot of tuba churches in china?
Something has to wake the sleeping churchgoers up.
Special Exhibit-Trombones and Trumpets Hall of Fame Open until 9/13!
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