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mom is bad in the sign of go away sorry she is to scared make you
darn. to think that we malaysians are being taught english since we were born. where was this fellow born in, by the way?
what happened to “Love thy neighbor as you love yourself”
Apparently the eastern hemisphere has been here…
Ding Dong…
F@%k you too buddy.
Doesn’t this make you feel so loved?
I noticed his mailing address on the sign. I’m so tempted to write herro.
hey…!!!! that’s my house … . who take this picture??? i’ll call the interpol and have you arrested.
Somebodies PMSing..
Well, now we know not to bother knocking on his door if his house is on fire…
Another sign on the house says “Beware of Emo.”
I need that sign for my room….
Not recently sex? maybe lack of fibre in your diet?
Dont disturb MEE
MEE is busy in BANGolow
You haven’t seen the inhuman persistence of Malaysian salesman, guys! This guy is apparently hiding behind his door, polishing his machete.
“hello sir good afternoon would you like to buy a new massage belt-”
“DOO NOW DISTUP MEE YOU BLADIBASKET! NAU YU DAAAI!” *swings machete*
“We have a 30-day money back guaranteeAAAACKCKAQQQGHHH!”
“I hate all of you.”
All of me? You haven’t seen all of me yet.
I did your mom a favor by making you
a sandwich
‘All of you listen to Mee’
Listen to noodles?? =S
Interesting……
What say you so?
Apparently it’s ok to visit this house, just stay away from the Bangalow one. Bangalow is in northern NSW, Australia.
horn ok please
hahahahaha. Malaysian! hahaha. I’m a Malaysian and this is icing on the cake. I can tell you guys for sure that this is a Malaysian Chinese.
You all don disturb me ah! hahahah
Very scary sign.
Keep Away before police can “Catch” you.
Listen to all, to me
Here out of my way,
I caught the police will be called
Not, in my bungalow!
House is aware, allow
I hate you.
~~
That is what I got when I typed in the sign into Google Translate, turned it into Japanese, and then translated it from Japanese.
*facepalm* – DOUBLE ENGRISH!
You’re a mean one, Mr. Glinch…
Hi, this is Ray from Malaysia and I have the story behind this image.
http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/769188
The woman who lives there is insane… she went crazy after her son’s death:
“she went cuckoo after her son died in a bus accident
the bus driver slept or something like that and hit the divider. her son flew out from the bus and died on the spot.â€
I can’t hear you if you don’t come out!…
Im not predujice, I hate everyone equally !!!
omg xD
i love this dude
lol, bangolow
GRINCH GONE WILD!
And the 16yrs old wondered why her guy friends always disappear on the night of their date.
No go away or I will taunt you another time
Roger, I’ll listen to you
lol whoever said “your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries” has seen Monty python and the Holy Grail
Is this house for sale? if not ill take the sign by itself. But i wuv you,
hahaha!
it’s from malaysia ??
i’m a malaysian XD
well , there’s some people in Malaysia who’s not good in English.
but there’s who is good.
so , please don’t underestimate us.
p/s: sorry if i have errors in my english TT^TT
i always laugh when i read the “all of you listen to mee”
its like hes singing~ lol
Patrick, I think Squidward has lost it
Hey! How did MY house end up on this site???;)
All those warnings just make you wanna disturb him even more! 😉
I’d say this guy needs to get laid, but with a sign like that, I’m afraid he’s caught in a vicious cycle.
i’m a Malaysian but this is lol.
there’s a lot of engrish here but it doesn’t match Japanese’s XD
Malaysian “English” is quite apropiately called MANGLISH
Wait…so you HAVEN’T seen my basketball???
I just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar for my cake
Sigh… I’m a Malaysian… What a shame…
All your police are, belong to us.
The Grinch lives on Mount Crumpet just north of Whoville. Maybe this is his summer home. 🙂
Damn, I knew I shouldn’t have thrown those eggs…..
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